# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 153
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2011, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3042 "2011-01-09T15:58:18Z")
From _Floral Review_: Red roses are hot this year So violets are blue ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2011, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3043 "2011-01-09T18:25:25Z")
So violets are blue And blueberries are violet. That does not make sense. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2011, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3044 "2011-01-10T15:18:43Z")
That does not make sense Drive in driveway, park in park So I drive through parks ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2011, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3045 "2011-01-10T17:15:00Z")
So I drive through parks love to hear picnickers scream watch out for stroller! ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2011, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3046 "2011-01-11T00:27:56Z")
Watch out for stroller! Baby on board armed to teeth Or, at least, to gums ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2011, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3047 "2011-01-11T03:41:02Z")
Or, at least, to gums Like Beeman’s, Blackjack & Clove Vintage chews, they are ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2011, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3048 "2011-01-11T05:33:20Z")
Vintage chews, they are Old Skoal and Copenhagen sipped from the wrong can ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2011, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3049 "2011-01-11T05:45:51Z")
sipped from the wrong can! excuse me while I go and pick butts from my teeth. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2011, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3050 "2011-01-11T15:21:47Z")
Pick butts from my teeth Shouldn’t ask all those fat guys To sit on my face ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2011, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3051 "2011-01-11T15:31:36Z")
To sit on my face, A woman must ask nicely Unless she is hot ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2011, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3052 "2011-01-11T16:40:27Z")
Unless she is hot A woman will rarely use Icicle tampons ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2011, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3053 "2011-01-11T16:40:52Z")
Unless she is hot. It’s fine to sit on my chin. On my nose, it’snot. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2011, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3054 "2011-01-13T17:16:13Z")
On my nose, it’s not warm. It’s cold because of the icicle tampons ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2011, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3055 "2011-01-13T17:31:10Z")
Icicle tampons Seem like a bad idea They stab, then they melt ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2011, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3056 "2011-01-13T18:33:52Z")
They stab, then they melt. Coal eyes glow with hate. Beware the killer snowmen. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2011, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3057 "2011-01-13T21:07:38Z")
The killer snowmen Vacationing in Tampa What a lucky break ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2011, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3058 "2011-01-13T22:27:35Z")
What a lucky break! Icicle tampons on sale! How to get them home??? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3059 "2011-01-14T00:11:51Z")
How to get them home??? Why should I care if tampons beg on the mean streets? ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3060 "2011-01-14T14:46:21Z")
Beg on the mean streets! Do whatever you have to to score primo weed. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3061 "2011-01-14T14:49:07Z")
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