# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 156
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2011, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3102 "2011-01-17T15:59:11Z")
much like standard size or just like one size fits all that’s unpossible ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2011, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3103 "2011-01-17T16:03:24Z")
“That’s unpossible!” Little Ralphie Wiggum screamed Now he’s Wiggle Pup ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2011, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3104 "2011-01-17T16:23:55Z")
Now he’s Wiggle Pup, condemned to a canine state by an evil mage. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2011, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3105 "2011-01-17T17:12:34Z")
By an evil mage He was turned into a dog With an evil mange. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2011, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3106 "2011-01-17T17:28:02Z")
much like “standard size,” you now can’t get a “small” drink at fast food places ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2011, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3107 "2011-01-17T18:22:36Z")
With an evil mange I went out with a girl. Sniff! I didn’t get laid. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2011, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3108 "2011-01-17T20:02:35Z")
“I didn’t get laid!” said the lone remaining tile ('twas still in the box) ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2011, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3109 "2011-01-17T22:34:21Z")
'Twas still in the box Lone, cold chicken nugget found At fast food places ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3110 "2011-01-18T00:32:38Z")
At fast food places I like cheeseburgers and fries and maybe a shake ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3111 "2011-01-18T02:13:32Z")
and maybe a shake reveals a “proper” lady is really a whore ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3112 "2011-01-18T02:39:11Z")
Is really a whore, Yet calls herself a lady – A rich man’s mistress ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3113 "2011-01-18T07:23:50Z")
A rich man’s mistress would feel no cause for distress were she to confess ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3114 "2011-01-18T12:57:30Z")
Were she to confess I’d stop waterboarding her at least for a while. ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3115 "2011-01-18T13:58:28Z")
at least for awhile let’s say beer is a food group. we can pretend, right? ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3116 "2011-01-18T14:07:52Z")
We can pretend, right? or maybe we can’t at all don’t fuck with the truth ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3117 "2011-01-18T14:29:22Z")
Don’t fuck with the truth justice, American ways because, Superman. ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3118 "2011-01-18T14:45:59Z")
nm ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3119 "2011-01-18T15:02:04Z")
Because Superman was unlucky for two guys we grieve Reeves and Reeve ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3120 "2011-01-18T15:12:01Z")
We greive Reeves and Reeve Supermen of our youth, yet were vulnerable ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3121 "2011-01-18T15:24:04Z")
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