# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 157
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3122 "2011-01-18T15:59:43Z")
During a full moon a werewolf may be snarly and, oh my, that fur! ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3123 "2011-01-18T16:01:37Z")
And oh my! That fur Hat - stole - coat combination Overdoes the glitz. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3124 "2011-01-18T16:02:22Z")
And, oh my, that fur! And those shiny leather chaps! Great bar to visit! Aw heckaroonie! (excuse my language) Overdoses the glitz But those young men sure do dance Great bar to visit! ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3125 "2011-01-18T16:05:19Z")
And, oh my, that fur! is what the bred red neck said spittoon impressed ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3126 "2011-01-18T16:07:56Z")
(oh shit…!) Great bar to visit! But don’t settle there too long things can get sticky ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3127 "2011-01-18T16:22:44Z")
Things can get sticky when you try to get handjobs from Ol’ Spiderman. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3128 "2011-01-18T16:28:22Z")
From Ol’ Spider-Man To fat, tired Wolverine Marvel U’s a wreck ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3129 "2011-01-18T17:23:34Z")
Marvel U’s a wreck So’s Forwoods Theatre–Spider- Man, Turn Off The Dark. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3130 "2011-01-18T18:25:20Z")
Man, turn off the dark and please turn down that mirror what’s in these brownies? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3131 "2011-01-18T18:47:39Z")
What’s in these brownies? I’m looking at my fingers, but they’re not finging ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3132 "2011-01-18T19:06:59Z")
But they’re not finging oh wow man, that’s really weird oh wait, there they go. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3133 "2011-01-18T19:16:03Z")
Oh, wait, there they go! Fingers zoom off. The brownies contained good reefer. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3134 "2011-01-18T20:56:57Z")
Contained good reefer Off the coast, the fish all have the reefer madness ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3135 "2011-01-18T21:00:12Z")
The reefer madness possesses me. I shall – lie back and enjoy it. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3136 "2011-01-18T21:57:50Z")
Back and enjoy it front and sort of enjoy it Sideways? On your own. ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3137 "2011-01-18T23:09:48Z")
Sideways? On your own. Front? Back? Six ways to Sunday! But never sideways. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3138 "2011-01-18T23:45:38Z")
But never _Sideways_ If you want to see a film Without Sandra Oh. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2011, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3139 "2011-01-19T00:01:54Z")
Without Sandra Oh? I’m confused. What did you do to piss the girl off? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2011, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3140 "2011-01-19T02:34:40Z")
To piss the girl off say, “That dress makes you look fat - enormous, even!” ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2011, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3141 "2011-01-19T13:16:07Z")
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