# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 160
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2011, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3182 "2011-01-24T19:45:41Z")
“…and new sun Brad Pitt,” starstruck astronomer gushed; Ms. Jolie smiled. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2011, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3183 "2011-01-24T20:07:04Z")
Ms. Jolie smiled and devoured a small kid youth now forever ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2011, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3184 "2011-01-24T23:16:05Z")
Youth now forever? Balderdash! Youth will fly and you’ll be old like me. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3185 "2011-01-25T00:06:41Z")
Bzzt. “And you’ll be old like me” has six syllables. You’ll be old like me “Get off my lawn, you damn kids!” will be your mantra ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3186 "2011-01-25T02:16:25Z")
“Will bee”, your mantra Flitting from flower to bloom To bequeath purpose ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3187 "2011-01-25T05:21:12Z")
To bequeath purpose you propose to a porpoise but not a dolphin ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3188 "2011-01-25T06:34:24Z")
But not a dolphin or a unicorn either I hate that twee shit ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3189 "2011-01-25T11:41:10Z")
I hate that twee shit I need rock and roll baby Long live Motörhead. ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3190 "2011-01-25T12:23:17Z")
Long live Motörhead! Journey! Air Supply! ABBA! All awesome bands, yes? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3191 "2011-01-25T13:18:15Z")
all awesome bands, yes? Yes was OK…but awesome? I’ll be th’roundabout ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3192 "2011-01-25T13:44:01Z")
I’ll be th’roundabout The words will make you out an’ out Spend the day your way ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3193 "2011-01-25T14:08:11Z")
Spend the day your way in bed with Keira, blissful, sipping fine champagne. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3194 "2011-01-25T14:13:47Z")
Sipping fine champange while urinating grandly inauguration ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3195 "2011-01-25T16:01:26Z")
inauguration Outside in January? DC is damn cold ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3196 "2011-01-25T18:07:46Z")
DC is damn cold, Marvel’s too warm and fuzzy. Give me the indies. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3197 "2011-01-25T19:57:34Z")
“Give me the Indies,” said mad cloning scientist; nine Harrison Fords! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3198 "2011-01-25T20:10:09Z")
Nine Harrison Fords All are in over thier heads But defy the odds ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3199 "2011-01-25T21:08:51Z")
But defy the odds And you may be elected – Sarah Palin’s dream ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3200 "2011-01-25T22:20:57Z")
Sarah Palin’s dream husband Todd is replaced by nude Keith Olbermann ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3201 "2011-01-26T01:27:19Z")
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