# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 161
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3202 "2011-01-26T13:11:28Z")
Don’t you dare judge him, Mr. District Attorney wait, no, go ahead. ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3203 "2011-01-26T15:40:22Z")
Wait, no, go ahead. This taxi smells like cat piss. I’ll take the next one. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3204 "2011-01-26T16:41:19Z")
I’ll take the next one given a choice between, say, slow death or taxes. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3205 "2011-01-26T16:49:53Z")
SLOW DEATH OR TAXES – That’s more ambiguous than SLOW CHILDREN AT PLAY ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3206 "2011-01-26T17:41:12Z")
SLOW CHILDREN AT PLAY I wonder if that implies FAST CHILDREN AT WORK ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3207 "2011-01-26T17:53:25Z")
Fast children at work child labor laws broken let them play at home ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3208 "2011-01-26T18:09:24Z")
let them play at home. Let me correct your typo. Let them PRAY at home. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3209 "2011-01-26T18:11:33Z")
Let them pray at home you keep your god at your house and I’ll just stay out ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3210 "2011-01-26T18:14:59Z")
And I’ll just stay out Of that pool of ranch dressing Cool dip in Cool Whip ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3211 "2011-01-26T21:07:06Z")
Cool dip in Cool Whip? Sounds like some kinky foreplay. Is there video? ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3212 "2011-01-26T21:26:02Z")
Is there video? Let’s check MTV and see none to be found here. ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3213 "2011-01-26T22:14:04Z")
“None to be found here” Read the poorly misspelled sign On the convent door ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3214 "2011-01-26T22:26:30Z")
On the convent door oh you naughty little nun how about the floor? ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3215 "2011-01-26T23:24:50Z")
How about the floor? If the bathroom door is locked just take a dump there! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3216 "2011-01-26T23:31:06Z")
Just take a dump there While sitting on the windshield Pressed ham with gravy ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2011, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3217 "2011-01-27T13:03:19Z")
Pressed ham with gravy boy I love the food in jail but not my bunkmate. ---
**Author:** ![Incref](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@Incref](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incref)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2011, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3218 "2011-01-27T13:35:49Z")
But not my bunkmate In fact we both share one bed There are benefits ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2011, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3219 "2011-01-27T13:52:32Z")
There are benefits to looking like James Earl Jones free food at Denny’s ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2011, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3220 "2011-01-27T15:04:39Z")
Free food at Denny’s every fatty’s fondest dream nom nom nom nom nom ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2011, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3221 "2011-01-27T15:48:18Z")
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