# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 163
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2011, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3242 "2011-01-31T02:45:25Z")
Skulls are just no fun Because they’re empty inside That’s a no-brainer ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2011, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3243 "2011-01-31T03:45:54Z")
“That’s a no-brainer”, The Tin Man replied when asked: “Who is that scarecrow?” ---
**Author:** ![Incref](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@Incref](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incref)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2011, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3244 "2011-01-31T04:23:55Z")
“Who is that scarecrow?” I enquired innocently “That’s Lindsey Lohan.” ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2011, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3245 "2011-01-31T11:41:32Z")
That’s Lindsay Lohan! Used to look like Ann-Margret Now she just looks used. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2011, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3246 "2011-01-31T12:54:17Z")
Now she just looks used Like an '84 Grand Am Headlights are drooping ---
**Author:** ![Incref](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@Incref](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incref)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2011, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3247 "2011-01-31T13:18:55Z")
Headlights are drooping Fix that intimate problem With my nipple clamps ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2011, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3248 "2011-01-31T14:06:48Z")
With my nipple clamps muffins stay fresher longer! just twist–and clamp 'em! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2011, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3249 "2011-01-31T14:27:11Z")
“Just twist–and clamp 'em!”, brayed the informercial dude O how I hate him! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2011, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3250 "2011-01-31T14:47:28Z")
O how I hate him! Today’s snake oil salesman. Kevin Trudeau sucks! ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2011, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3251 "2011-01-31T17:10:44Z")
Kevin Trudeau sucks! Garry Trudeau has talent. Pierre Trudeau died. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2011, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3252 "2011-02-02T14:15:38Z")
Pierre Trudeau died Over a decade ago right, Rip Van Winkle? ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2011, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3253 "2011-02-02T17:24:51Z")
Right, Rip Van Winkle? Left, Irving’s Ichabod Crane? Guess characters’ views! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2011, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3254 "2011-02-03T22:58:27Z")
Guess characters’ views! OK. Let’s do Chewbacca: He’s anti-Smart Car ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2011, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3255 "2011-02-03T23:25:37Z")
He’s anti-smart car KITT is talking too much sass “Don’t think so, Michael” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3256 "2011-02-04T02:56:48Z")
“Don’t think so, Michael I won’t have sex with you.” That’s what she _really_ said ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3257 "2011-02-04T13:17:25Z")
What she really said had nothing to do with me removing my pants ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3258 "2011-02-04T13:47:46Z")
Removing my pants assuming the position… tax season is here! ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3259 "2011-02-04T14:01:06Z")
Tax season is here time to invent some children I need deductions. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3260 "2011-02-04T14:29:16Z")
I need deductions. “Elemntary my dear Wilson” said Greg House. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3261 "2011-02-04T14:36:36Z")
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