# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 167
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3322 "2011-02-15T21:13:35Z")
Mess up this order and I’ll mess up your face. I’m a hardcore boozer. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3323 "2011-02-15T21:28:18Z")
A hardcore boozer might threaten to mess your face But he’ll just pass out ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3324 "2011-02-15T21:37:20Z")
But he’ll just pass out Until he wakes up and asks, “Where is my whiskey?” ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3325 "2011-02-15T22:35:50Z")
Where is my whiskey? wait, that’s a silly question where is \*your \*whiskey? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3326 "2011-02-16T15:14:39Z")
Where is your whiskey? I scuff my feet and mumble: “I drank all of it.” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3327 "2011-02-16T15:18:22Z")
“I drank all of it” Said Bob in the beer vat, then He peed out the fire ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3328 "2011-02-16T15:29:36Z")
He peed out the fire Though he claimed he didn’t start it. Billy Joel stopped it. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3329 "2011-02-16T17:49:32Z")
Billy Joel stopped it after assuring us that we didn’t do it ---
**Author:** ![EristicKallistic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/85e7bf/32.png) [@EristicKallistic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EristicKallistic)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3330 "2011-02-16T18:54:41Z")
we didn’t do it nobody saw us do it can’t prove anything ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3331 "2011-02-16T20:04:51Z")
can’t prove anything just 'cause my hands are ink-stained wait. maybe you can. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3332 "2011-02-16T21:57:27Z")
Wait. Maybe you can. I’ll let you prove yourself – just Work a week for free. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2011, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3333 "2011-02-17T13:58:56Z")
Work a week for free since you can’t pay for your meal expensive restaurant ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2011, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3334 "2011-02-17T15:34:05Z")
expensive restaurant. _Coq au vin et pommes frites_, or McNuggets & Fries! ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2011, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3335 "2011-02-17T15:38:58Z")
McNuggets & fries? or piggies in a blanket? at my chic wedding! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2011, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3336 "2011-02-17T19:49:01Z")
At my chic wedding, there’ll be lobster and champaign. You’re not invited! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2011, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3337 "2011-02-17T19:55:46Z")
You’re not invited! Well, if you can’t spell “champagne” I don’t want to come. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2011, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3338 "2011-02-17T20:20:37Z")
I don’t want to come To a place that would have me It’s complicated ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2011, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3339 "2011-02-17T22:05:31Z")
It’s complicated – Although Einstein thought it up, He couldn’t explain ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3340 "2011-02-18T00:10:45Z")
He couldn’t explain her refusal. She explained: “You can’t spell champagne.” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3341 "2011-02-18T01:25:01Z")
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