# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 168
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3342 "2011-02-18T04:16:49Z")
Champaign, doncha know is where the cool kids hang out and drink–bong water. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3343 "2011-02-18T14:49:42Z")
and drink–bong water. because smoking wacky weed gets me so thirsty. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3344 "2011-02-18T17:20:35Z")
Get me thirsty Licking the cow’s big salt lick Out in the pasture ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3345 "2011-02-18T18:53:57Z")
Out in the pasture I’m smoking dope but I ain’t drinking bong water. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3346 "2011-02-18T22:41:38Z")
Drinking bong water Sounds quite disgusting to me I’d puke my guts out ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2011, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3347 "2011-02-19T00:24:44Z")
I’d puke my guts out If Joan Rivers suddenly Got herself nekkid ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2011, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3348 "2011-02-19T05:13:17Z")
Got herself nekkid Slipped into a big hot tub relaxed day away ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2011, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3349 "2011-02-19T05:29:00Z")
relaxed day away beer, slim-jims and bong water posting on the Dope ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2011, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3350 "2011-02-19T19:23:06Z")
Posting on the Dope takes some time. I’d smoke reefer if I had any. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2011, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3351 "2011-02-20T03:20:55Z")
If I had any [Absolut Peppar Vodka:](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UQ-chensqU4/RsuiZS5gWlI/AAAAAAAAAcY/we6GxVxbwPs/s320/absolut+peppar.bmp) Bloody Mary Time! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2011, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3352 "2011-02-20T04:07:46Z")
Bloody Mary Time! Martyrs are burning; oh, for our Elizabeth! ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2011, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3353 "2011-02-20T04:11:22Z")
Bloody Mary Time Well hey that is anytime Tobasco in mine ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2011, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3354 "2011-02-20T04:13:05Z")
Bloody Mary time! After Edward, and before Queen Elizabeth ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2011, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3355 "2011-02-20T18:35:34Z")
Queen Elizabeth Fifty-plus years on the throne. That’s constipation! ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2011, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3356 "2011-02-21T02:59:11Z")
That’s constipation! What’s blocking yours? Bottle of Tabasco in mine ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2011, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3357 "2011-02-21T04:39:53Z")
Tabasco in mine kept all those trapped Chileans’ food very spicy. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2011, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3358 "2011-02-21T15:23:39Z")
Food very spicy, my throat burns. My solution: Drink more tequila! ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2011, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3359 "2011-02-21T22:06:30Z")
Drink more tequila! And more Dos Equis as well! Support Mexico! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2011, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3360 "2011-02-22T13:54:30Z")
Support Mexico! I find myself thinking why? Does it need a bra? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2011, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3361 "2011-02-22T13:57:34Z")
Does it need a bra? This contraption I just built - (It’s a booby trap) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=167) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=169)