# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 169
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2011, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3362 "2011-02-22T14:06:58Z")
It’s a booby trap just lean right over here ma’am let’s see how it works. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2011, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3363 "2011-02-22T17:21:22Z")
Let’s see how it works. Maybe we’ll steal – um, BUY – The production rights. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2011, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3364 "2011-02-22T22:17:37Z")
The Production rights To that new bondage movie Are all tied up now ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3365 "2011-02-23T02:38:53Z")
“Are all tied up now?” the boss bank robber asked them his henchmen nodded ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3366 "2011-02-23T03:25:51Z")
His henchmen nodded, But their captive later fled – Henchmen nodded off. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3367 "2011-02-23T13:07:36Z")
Henchmen nodded off I can’t take over the world with junkie henchmen. ---
**Author:** ![Incref](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@Incref](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incref)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3368 "2011-02-23T13:21:08Z")
With junkie henchmen? I smoke these doobs with my friends War on drugs my arse ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3369 "2011-02-23T14:14:19Z")
War on drugs my arse Any shrink will write you as Much script as you want. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3370 "2011-02-23T15:50:45Z")
Much script as you want just as soon as you finish loading sixteen tons ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3371 "2011-02-23T15:57:29Z")
Loading sixteen tons and what do you get? Song says older, more in debt. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3372 "2011-02-23T16:43:43Z")
Older, more in debt, more gray, less memory. that’s me. I can’t get laid. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3373 "2011-02-23T18:03:07Z")
Me. I can’t get laid Thank the lord for wanking day Which is everyday ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3374 "2011-02-23T18:58:36Z")
which is everyday in every way I’m getting Better and better. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3375 "2011-02-23T22:23:45Z")
Better and better Yet never can perfection Be achieved by man. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3376 "2011-02-24T00:35:58Z")
Be achieved by man, Be believed by man, and then Be deceived by man ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3377 "2011-02-24T12:50:03Z")
Be deceived by man the true son of the morning wicked in his ways ---
**Author:** ![Incref](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@Incref](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incref)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3378 "2011-02-24T12:54:38Z")
“Wicked in his ways!” Proclaimed the odd street preacher “The gays go to Hell!” ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3379 "2011-02-24T13:18:08Z")
The gays go to hell but it’s gay hell - not that bad there’s still some dancing. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3380 "2011-02-24T13:56:55Z")
There’s still some dancing which means hope for romancing; I need a girlfriend! ---
**Author:** ![EristicKallistic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/85e7bf/32.png) [@EristicKallistic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EristicKallistic)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3381 "2011-02-24T14:04:52Z")
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