# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 172
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2011, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3422 "2011-03-02T19:22:47Z")
What are we googling? whatever we want to, pal but now, back to work ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2011, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3423 "2011-03-02T19:47:41Z")
But now, back to work? What a revolting idea. I’d rather party. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2011, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3424 "2011-03-03T03:46:21Z")
I’d rather party Than create verbs out of nouns Parties you attend ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2011, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3425 "2011-03-03T21:55:15Z")
Parties you attend, pretty girls, plenty of dope, puking out your guts. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2011, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3426 "2011-03-03T21:58:36Z")
Puking out your guts right next to someone else’s Its like a rainbow! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2011, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3427 "2011-03-04T02:42:19Z")
It’s like a rainbow That large, multi-colored arch I see in the sky ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2011, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3428 "2011-03-04T02:47:55Z")
I see in the sky Seven passenger pigeons And here comes Sasquatch! ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2011, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3429 "2011-03-04T02:54:14Z")
And here comes Sasquatch! You big mysterious ape; Can’t have my Slim Jim! ---
**Author:** ![Waldelfe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f08c70/32.png) [@Waldelfe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waldelfe)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2011, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3430 "2011-03-04T11:25:37Z")
Can’t have my Slim Jim! But you can have my Snickers; Watch out for the nuts! ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2011, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3431 "2011-03-04T13:15:30Z")
Watch out for the nuts! What kind of surgeon are you? Those aren’t my tonsils. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2011, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3432 "2011-03-04T17:35:01Z")
Those aren’t my tonsils And those aren’t pillows! Said Neal To his roomie Del ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2011, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3433 "2011-03-04T18:36:05Z")
To his roomie Del, he played gay farmer; hence the Farmer in the Del. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2011, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3434 "2011-03-04T18:40:27Z")
To his roomie Del, the poet gave this command: “Now clean up this shit!” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2011, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3435 "2011-03-04T19:11:23Z")
Farmer in the Dell What the heck was he doing? Macs are cozier ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2011, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3436 "2011-03-04T20:41:33Z")
Macs are cozier They cast such a cheerful glow When burned in a pile. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2011, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3437 "2011-03-04T21:01:36Z")
When burned in a pile ammo can be dangerous Duck, you idiots! ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2011, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3438 "2011-03-04T22:12:04Z")
Duck, you idiots! What Chinese restaurant serves Peking opossum? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2011, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3439 "2011-03-05T02:07:40Z")
Peking opossum Was tossed from poker table Marsupial cheat! ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2011, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3440 "2011-03-05T02:58:01Z")
Marsupial Cheat! kangaroo have hidden cards two pocket aces ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2011, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3441 "2011-03-05T10:48:35Z")
two pocket aces that leaves just two more in play and they’re in my hand [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=171) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=173)