# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 173
**Author:** ![Waldelfe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f08c70/32.png) [@Waldelfe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waldelfe)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2011, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3442 "2011-03-05T11:28:49Z")
And they’re in my hand with pencils and with roses. Yes, I am lucky! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2011, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3443 "2011-03-05T17:43:58Z")
Yes, I am lucky. I nailed that hot babe last night. Don’t you envy me? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2011, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3444 "2011-03-06T16:59:32Z")
“Don’t you envy me?” Said Charlie Sheen to every last man on this earth ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3445 "2011-03-06T17:41:16Z")
Last man on this earth- 'Tis tragic that last woman is Cathy Griffin ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3446 "2011-03-07T16:45:04Z")
Is Kathy Griffin really that bad? After all, she did wed a man. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3447 "2011-03-07T16:56:04Z")
She did wed a man, But the sight of his huge dong Scared her lesbian. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3448 "2011-03-07T17:31:01Z")
Scared her lesbian so bad that she couldn’t eat no, not like that jerk. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3449 "2011-03-07T17:50:50Z")
no, not like that jerk beef, pork or chicken is fine. not like jerk ostrich ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3450 "2011-03-08T03:56:04Z")
Not like jerk ostrich Is cassowary croquette Or roasted emu. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3451 "2011-03-08T05:12:10Z")
Or roasted emu? “Can’t do it”, the waitress said “No substitutions.” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3452 "2011-03-08T15:35:08Z")
“No substitutions” “Then hold the chicken salad Where? Between your knees” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3453 "2011-03-08T18:19:46Z")
Where? Between your knees Hold the chicken, bring the toast And then? Heeeeeeeerees Johnnnnny!!! ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3454 "2011-03-08T21:11:39Z")
And then? Heeeeeeeerees Johnnnnny!!! First, a word from our sponsor: Cut off your Slauson! ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3455 "2011-03-09T04:00:32Z")
Cut off your Slauson If [that land developer](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._S._Slauson) Starts spewing nonsense ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3456 "2011-03-09T16:29:29Z")
Starts spewing nonsense? That’s me, especially after joints and beer. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3457 "2011-03-09T17:19:20Z")
after joints and beer Charlie Sheen goes on Twitter And he is scary. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3458 "2011-03-10T03:34:58Z")
And he is scary Drawing the Busytown books No wait, that’s [Scarry](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Scarry). ---
**Author:** ![candide](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/46a35a/32.png) [@candide](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/candide)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3459 "2011-03-10T07:33:03Z")
no, wait. that’s scary then upon I heard A story Forever live it ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3460 "2011-03-10T15:32:30Z")
Forever live it, 3,000 calorie days. Until you die it. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3461 "2011-03-10T17:05:33Z")
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