# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 174
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2011, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3462 "2011-03-11T02:45:27Z")
You must pay taxes. And you must die, it’s certain. So said Benjamin. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2011, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3463 "2011-03-11T03:09:08Z")
So, said Benjamin; You’re trying to seduce me Mrs. Robinson? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2011, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3464 "2011-03-11T14:30:59Z")
Mrs. Robinson? Jesus loves you more than you Will know. Seduce him. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2011, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3465 "2011-03-11T20:54:24Z")
Will know. Seduce him. Will don’t like either of you and he give you clap. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2011, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3466 "2011-03-11T21:57:25Z")
And, he give you clap, he burning your dog too; he Bad motor scooter. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2011, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3467 "2011-03-12T02:00:28Z")
Bad motor scooter, scratched, dented, ugly, worn out: yours for thirty bucks! ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2011, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3468 "2011-03-12T03:18:08Z")
Yours for thirty bucks said the used deer salesman I think I’ve been conned ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2011, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3469 "2011-03-12T10:44:33Z")
I think I’ve been conned Said the submarine lookout As the hatch slammed shut. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2011, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3470 "2011-03-12T17:54:49Z")
As the hatch slammed shut, tentacles embraced the sub. Giant squid’s in love. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2011, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3471 "2011-03-12T21:48:27Z")
Giant squids in love Holding each other in arm and arm and arm and… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2011, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3472 "2011-03-13T01:30:40Z")
And arm and Armand… clearly it’s not Hammer time baking soda king ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2011, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3473 "2011-03-13T04:32:02Z")
Baking Soda King And his Vinegar Queen made A foamy wet spot. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2011, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3474 "2011-03-13T04:47:53Z")
A foamy wet spot? Quick, get a towel, honey! Time to wash the sheets ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2011, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3475 "2011-03-13T17:21:43Z")
Time to wash the sheets, Cook bacon, make the donuts And pour the orange juice. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2011, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3476 "2011-03-13T18:03:44Z")
“And pour the orange juice!” Roared the cranky astronaut; “None of that Tang crap!” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2011, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3477 "2011-03-14T16:06:16Z")
None of that Tang Crap And no Sunny D, either I want real OJ! ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2011, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3478 "2011-03-14T16:28:26Z")
I want real OJ! not just this old white Blazer and this tiny glove. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2011, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3479 "2011-03-14T16:28:37Z")
I want real OJ! Finally, I can get him To be my jail bitch! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2011, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3480 "2011-03-14T16:46:55Z")
To be my jail bitch I would prefer Keira, but I doubt I’d get her [http://lh4.ggpht.com/\_deHyWgFUXnM/SkGJvIV-FOI/AAAAAAAAOP4/5VUX-lxCpmU/Kiera+Knightley+(889).jpg](http://lh4.ggpht.com/_deHyWgFUXnM/SkGJvIV-FOI/AAAAAAAAOP4/5VUX-lxCpmU/Kiera+Knightley+(889).jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Waldelfe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f08c70/32.png) [@Waldelfe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waldelfe)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2011, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3481 "2011-03-14T18:56:44Z")
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