# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 176
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2011, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3502 "2011-03-15T21:04:03Z")
Must we all get stoned? I don’t care what others do. As for me, hell yes! ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2011, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3503 "2011-03-15T21:04:55Z")
Must we all get stoned? So much for The Dating Game in ol’ Pakistan ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2011, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3504 "2011-03-16T15:24:44Z")
As for me, hell yes! Damn straight! And you’re durn tootin’! What was it you asked? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2011, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3505 "2011-03-16T15:33:08Z")
What was it you asked? I never knew just what was [The Marvelous Toy](http://www.mydfz.com/Paxton/lyrics/tmt.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2011, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3506 "2011-03-16T16:36:15Z")
The marvelous toy Batman stopped the Joker with Was his batarang ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2011, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3507 "2011-03-16T18:39:50Z")
was his batarang as hard to throw away as his boomerang was? ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2011, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3508 "2011-03-16T18:58:21Z")
His boomerang was Used as a weapon, and thus Not the “comeback” type ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2011, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3509 "2011-03-16T19:23:45Z")
Not the comeback type. I suppose I should not have Set my girlfriend free. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2011, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3510 "2011-03-16T20:25:56Z")
Set my girlfriend free And she ran away screaming Oh why, girlfriend, why? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2011, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3511 "2011-03-17T04:03:27Z")
O why, girlfriend, why must you try to improve me? I like me “as is.” ---
**Author:** ![EristicKallistic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/85e7bf/32.png) [@EristicKallistic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EristicKallistic)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2011, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3512 "2011-03-17T13:12:27Z")
I like me “as is” But after third transmission My car not so much ---
**Author:** ![Incref](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@Incref](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incref)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2011, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3513 "2011-03-17T13:33:30Z")
My car not so much I prefer love in boudoir Or in public loos ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2011, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3514 "2011-03-17T14:39:41Z")
Or in public loos Please let disabled person Go ahead of you. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2011, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3515 "2011-03-17T17:05:23Z")
Go ahead of you!? Never! I’m the wonder of the Known Universe. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2011, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3516 "2011-03-17T18:06:06Z")
The known universe contains many wonders like the green dancing girls ---
**Author:** ![Waldelfe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f08c70/32.png) [@Waldelfe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waldelfe)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2011, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3517 "2011-03-17T18:39:48Z")
The green dancing girls who wear silver miniskirts will be here tonight. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2011, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3518 "2011-03-17T19:49:55Z")
Will, be here tonight. It’s been weeks since my lawyer Said he’d draw you up! ---
**Author:** ![Incref](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@Incref](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incref)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2011, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3519 "2011-03-18T07:39:08Z")
Said he’s draw you up To your desired height with Leg operations ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2011, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3520 "2011-03-18T11:36:38Z")
Leg operations Made it possible for me To leap tall buildings. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2011, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3521 "2011-03-18T13:21:12Z")
To leap tall buildings. One needs real super powers, Or bionic legs. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=175) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=177)