# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 177
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2011, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3522 "2011-03-18T17:51:52Z")
Or bionic legs That will really annoy wife I kick in my sleep ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2011, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3523 "2011-03-18T18:50:12Z")
I kick in my sleep; But only when dreaming that I am a Rockette. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2011, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3524 "2011-03-18T22:14:56Z")
I am a Rockette. Come to Radio City And check out my gams! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2011, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3525 "2011-03-19T00:45:25Z")
And check out my gams said the green chick, but he said: “I am a breast man.” ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2011, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3526 "2011-03-19T01:26:41Z")
I am a breast man, Though I crave a thigh sometimes; Mmmm, Extra Crispy! ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2011, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3527 "2011-03-19T02:04:53Z")
Mmmm, extra crispy My bacon it must be, please No chewy slime. Yuck. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2011, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3528 "2011-03-19T03:05:17Z")
No chewy slime, yuck. I like my slime soft and wet, Like a fresh oyster. ---
**Author:** ![Incref](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@Incref](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incref)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2011, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3529 "2011-03-19T08:06:05Z")
“Like a fresh Oy-ster!” The Yiddish comedian Did play on his words ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2011, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3530 "2011-03-19T15:24:12Z")
Did play on his words. Musical based on his songs. Made him very rich. ---
**Author:** ![Molotok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Molotok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Molotok)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2011, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3531 "2011-03-19T16:01:57Z")
Made him very rich. Cocaine is expensive. Made him very poor. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3532 "2011-03-20T02:01:05Z")
Made him very poor My investment advice did Uh…sorry 'bout that! ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3533 "2011-03-20T02:59:52Z")
Uh…sorry 'bout that! I sent a “private message”, But hit “Reply All”. ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3534 "2011-03-20T05:10:47Z")
But hit “Reply All” And see the wrath of HR Come down upon thee! ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3535 "2011-03-21T01:32:06Z")
Come down! Upon thee I would get all medieval If I reach your ass! ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3536 "2011-03-21T03:05:35Z")
If I reach your ass I will have brought shame upon the art of haiku. ---
**Author:** ![Molotok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Molotok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Molotok)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3537 "2011-03-21T15:17:12Z")
The art of haiku Dependent on syllables Pity they don’t rhyme. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3538 "2011-03-21T15:32:22Z")
Pity they don’t rhyme And they’re not 5,7,5 Worst limericks ever ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3539 "2011-03-21T19:12:13Z")
Worst limericks ever They are better when dirty. The clean ones are dull. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3540 "2011-03-21T21:59:43Z")
The clean ones are dull the dirty ones are shiny Bizzaro windshields ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3541 "2011-03-22T16:33:33Z")
Bizarro windshields or regular windshields, both fall to Superman. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=176) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=178)