# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 178
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3542 "2011-03-22T20:25:44Z")
Fall to Superman. Summer to Captain Marvel. Spring to Aquaman. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3543 "2011-03-23T01:59:20Z")
“Spring to Aquaman,” advised Mera’s mother. "He’s King of Atlantis. ---
**Author:** ![Molotok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Molotok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Molotok)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3544 "2011-03-23T08:18:52Z")
King of Atlantis Pity he died and didn’t see twickster’s haiku ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3545 "2011-03-23T11:41:21Z")
See, twickster’s haiku Must be invisible ink. Need Magic Glasses. ---
**Author:** ![Incref](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@Incref](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incref)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3546 "2011-03-23T13:16:52Z")
Need magic glasses These most conventional types Keep on emptying ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3547 "2011-03-23T13:35:14Z")
Keep on emptying People make too much garbage. Let’s recycle, folks! ---
**Author:** ![Incref](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@Incref](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incref)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3548 "2011-03-23T13:42:35Z")
Let’s recycle folks Solent green on toast and such End world hunger now ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3549 "2011-03-23T14:38:54Z")
End world hunger now. Eat less food, avoid red meat, and eat more pussy ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3550 "2011-03-23T18:44:54Z")
“…and eat more pussy” was my frat brother’s advice of course I took it ---
**Author:** ![Waldelfe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f08c70/32.png) [@Waldelfe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waldelfe)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3551 "2011-03-23T19:43:45Z")
Of course I took it and put in on the counter, the cats new furball ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3552 "2011-03-23T20:10:35Z")
The cats’ new furball: The world’s cutest kitten. LOLCAT pix follow. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3553 "2011-03-24T03:17:27Z")
LOLCAT pix follow All your base, pancake bunny. My dreams are all memes. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3554 "2011-03-24T14:09:48Z")
My dreams are all memes? No, they are memories, sex, and insanity ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3555 "2011-03-24T16:11:26Z")
And insanity comes to those who want it least so said my uncle ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3556 "2011-03-24T16:21:43Z")
So said my uncle: I love all of my nephews And, of course, Denise ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3557 "2011-03-24T16:27:49Z")
“So,” said my uncle; “Like gladiator movies?” Then he winked at me. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3558 "2011-03-24T17:22:34Z")
Then he winked at me. Or was it the grapefruit juice Squirted in his eye? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3559 "2011-03-24T20:21:57Z")
nm ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3560 "2011-03-24T20:24:07Z")
New game: Spot the Derailment. 🙂 > [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > And insanity > comes to those who want it least > so said my uncle > [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > So said my uncle: > I love all of my nephews > And, of course, Denise > [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > “So,” said my uncle; > “Like gladiator movies?” > Then he winked at me. > [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > Then he winked at me. > Or was it the grapefruit juice > Squirted in his eye? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3561 "2011-03-25T14:18:03Z")
Oh, crap. To get back on track: And, of course, Denise. Added to the list of folks Cliff Huxtable hates. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=177) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=179)