# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 179
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3562 "2011-03-25T14:27:28Z")
Cliff Huxtable hates there’s no more royalties from Jell-o pudding pops. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3563 "2011-03-25T18:16:02Z")
Jell-o pudding pops Now have a Coke and a smile And use Kodak film ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3564 "2011-03-25T21:09:54Z")
And use Kodak film But, alas, not Kodachrome – They took Paul’s away ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3565 "2011-03-25T22:52:36Z")
They took Paul’s away But not George, Ringo, or John’s Shoes on Abbey Road ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3566 "2011-03-25T23:58:22Z")
Shoes on Abbey Road; When taxi meets old lady, Not much left behind. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2011, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3567 "2011-03-26T02:49:38Z")
Not much left behind Most all of my ass’s weight Is in the right cheek ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2011, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3568 "2011-03-26T03:54:02Z")
“Is in the right cheek,” said Kato of Clouseau’s chaw Frenchman with 'baccy. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2011, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3569 "2011-03-26T09:54:24Z")
Frenchman with 'baccy Horks up huge Gaulish loogey; To spit, or swallow? ---
**Author:** ![Molotok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Molotok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Molotok)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2011, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3570 "2011-03-26T10:18:58Z")
To spit, or swallow? That is indeed the question When eating tofu. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2011, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3571 "2011-03-26T10:45:29Z")
When eating tofu, Thought what the hell is this stuff? I ordered toffee. ---
**Author:** ![Molotok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Molotok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Molotok)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2011, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3572 "2011-03-26T11:20:35Z")
I ordered toffee So imagine my surprise When I got coffee! ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2011, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3573 "2011-03-26T12:01:37Z")
When I got coffee enemas, I expected Head trips, not ass quakes. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2011, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3574 "2011-03-26T12:57:03Z")
“Head Trips, Not Ass Quakes” My daring new expose About the Ford White House ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2011, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3575 "2011-03-27T12:26:55Z")
About the Ford White House: 'twas run by the only prez From my Michigan ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2011, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3576 "2011-03-27T14:56:06Z")
From my Michigan J. Frog impression, you might think I dig vaudeville. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2011, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3577 "2011-03-27T17:27:47Z")
think I dig vaudeville? dude, I can juggle my balls with a single hand ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2011, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3578 "2011-03-27T17:56:45Z")
with a single hand I suef the 'Net. Is your mind Now in the gutter? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2011, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3579 "2011-03-27T19:18:03Z")
Now in the gutter I plop down my bowling ball (I’m not very good) ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2011, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3580 "2011-03-27T23:15:45Z")
“I’m not very good.” “That doesn’t matter,” I said, “I like naughty girls.” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2011, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3581 "2011-03-27T23:46:53Z")
I like naughty girls I like knotty pine as well Whoops. I’m getting wood [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=178) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=180)