# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 180
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3582 "2011-03-28T02:14:41Z")
Whoops. I’m getting wood splinters where they shouldn’t be; She hates oak dildos. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3583 "2011-03-28T04:00:13Z")
She hates oak dildos “The larch!” she screamed, “Please, the larch!” Monty Python pron? ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3584 "2011-03-28T13:10:21Z")
Monty Python pron? Google it and there it is - Rule 34 triumphs. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3585 "2011-03-28T13:37:33Z")
Rule: 34 Triumphs Will never be louder than One bad ass Harley. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3586 "2011-03-28T14:42:50Z")
One bad ass Harley It would be weird if we just Called them Davidsons ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3587 "2011-03-28T16:18:46Z")
Called them Davidsons to tell ‘em we was comin’; Put your teeth in, y’all! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3588 "2011-03-28T20:09:07Z")
Put your teeth in, y’all Maw made some corn on the cob! Don’t miss a kernel ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3589 "2011-03-28T20:13:00Z")
Don’t miss a kernel Mustard in the library With a revolver. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3590 "2011-03-28T20:20:00Z")
With a revolver, I shot the county sheriff, But no deputy. ---
**Author:** ![Waldelfe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f08c70/32.png) [@Waldelfe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waldelfe)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3591 "2011-03-28T20:21:17Z")
With a revolver she stood on the damaged car watching the sunset. ---
**Author:** ![Curious3d](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@Curious3d](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Curious3d)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3592 "2011-03-28T20:50:52Z")
But no deputy could wear a formal prom dress like the Sheriff could ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3593 "2011-03-28T20:53:21Z")
Watching the sunset George pulled out his revolver And then shot Lennie Geez, we’re derailing here. Like the sheriff could Get mad at George for shooting Lennie after all Two of Mice and Men haiku! I should win a prize or something. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2011, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3594 "2011-03-29T01:06:45Z")
Lennie after all The mice and the men go first He must wait his turn ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2011, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3595 "2011-03-29T14:21:26Z")
He must wait his turn Your prize,\*\* Intergalactic Warrior\*\*, awaits. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2011, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3596 "2011-03-29T17:19:40Z")
Warrior awaits [To lock Santa up in chains](http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/warrior-xmas/) Christmas is ruined ---
**Author:** ![Waldelfe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f08c70/32.png) [@Waldelfe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waldelfe)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2011, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3597 "2011-03-29T17:25:10Z")
Christmas is ruined if they don’t play “Last Christmas” hundred times a day. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2011, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3598 "2011-03-29T20:52:33Z")
“Hundred times a day” Men think of sex – Wrong just once One very long thought ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2011, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3599 "2011-03-29T20:58:53Z")
One very long thought Features blondes, brunettes, redheads A cast of thousands ---
**Author:** ![Curious3d](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@Curious3d](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Curious3d)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3600 "2011-03-30T01:19:20Z")
A cast of thousands eyes glazed, thinking about what they will have for lunch ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3601 "2011-03-30T03:01:45Z")
they will have for lunch mac & cheese and juice boxes those seven-year-olds [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=179) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=181)