# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 181
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3602 "2011-03-30T03:08:54Z")
“Those seven-year-olds,” moaned the beaten-down teacher, “they are just too much!” ---
**Author:** ![Incref](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@Incref](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incref)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3603 "2011-03-30T14:40:23Z")
They are just too much Than a poor student can spend Those ramen noodles ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3604 "2011-03-30T14:44:42Z")
Those ramen noodles Swim in a broth not unlike What embalmed mummies. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3605 "2011-03-30T15:15:34Z")
What embalmed mummies. What a lucky day for a Necrophiliac. ---
**Author:** ![Curious3d](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@Curious3d](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Curious3d)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3606 "2011-03-30T15:28:40Z")
Necrophiliac, Beastiality, Sadist Flogging a dead horse ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3607 "2011-03-30T23:57:37Z")
Flogging a dead horse? You misheard. Horse ran away - Dogging a fled horse. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3608 "2011-03-31T02:31:14Z")
Dogging a fled horse The hounds will find him, unless He changed in midstream ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3609 "2011-03-31T03:00:11Z")
He changed in midstream from his tux to a muumuu and kept his feet dry ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3610 "2011-03-31T03:19:37Z")
And kept his feet dry, though the urinal was full to overflowing. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3611 "2011-03-31T10:22:19Z")
To overflowing Cups I cannot add water. Empty your mind, child. _(At last - a chance to write a proper haiku.)_ ---
**Author:** ![Incref](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@Incref](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incref)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3612 "2011-03-31T10:57:13Z")
Empty your mind child Get that hippy inner brat Right out of your head ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3613 "2011-03-31T12:30:34Z")
Right out of your head Shot the steam when I told you How badly you suck ---
**Author:** ![Curious3d](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@Curious3d](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Curious3d)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3614 "2011-03-31T12:45:11Z")
how badly you suck he said, taking twenty back off of the nightstand \* (my haikus make me sound depraved. I’m not, really)\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3615 "2011-03-31T13:58:54Z")
off of the nightstand haikus make me sound depraved I am not, really. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3616 "2011-03-31T14:57:32Z")
I am not really proud of my dirty haiku balls, tits, ass, cock, vag! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3617 "2011-03-31T15:17:51Z")
balls, tits, ass, cock, vag! Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker Motherfucker, Tits ---
**Author:** ![Curious3d](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@Curious3d](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Curious3d)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3618 "2011-03-31T15:23:32Z")
Motherfucker, tits on men, will not win any wet tee shirt contests ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3619 "2011-03-31T15:24:02Z")
Motherfucker, Tits Says a bemused George Carlin Not said on TV! ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3620 "2011-03-31T16:00:44Z")
Wet tee shirt contests Feature drunken college gals – Spring break in Cancún. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3621 "2011-03-31T16:04:53Z")
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