# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 182
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3622 "2011-03-31T16:17:13Z")
Spring break in Cancún. I’m in Mexico. My bags Are in Zambia. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3623 "2011-03-31T16:59:58Z")
Are, in Zambia, there any cheetahs? Too few; but that could change soon See p. 5 here: [dcheetahimages.com](http://images.dcheetahimages.com/www.cheetah.org/ama/orig/2011_winter_newsletter_web.pdf) ---
**Author:** ![Waldelfe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f08c70/32.png) [@Waldelfe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waldelfe)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3624 "2011-03-31T19:02:18Z")
But that could change soon if you don’t do what I say: “Just dance with the snakes!” ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3625 "2011-03-31T19:32:28Z")
Just dance! With the snakes in your hair, the effect will be petrifying. ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3626 "2011-03-31T19:49:24Z")
“Be petrifying” Medusa thought but didn’t Even have to ask ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3627 "2011-03-31T20:23:18Z")
Even have to ask I did, what in the Sam Hell Does this button do? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3628 "2011-04-01T13:10:38Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > balls, tits, ass, cock, vag! > Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker > Motherfucker, Tits > [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > Motherfucker, Tits > Says a bemused George Carlin > Not said on TV! A note of thanks for **Boyo Jim** for picking up the Carlin reference. And I was totally bemused when I realized the seven words work perfectly as the last two lines of a haiku! To get back on track: Does this button do For your election preference? McCain-Palin—NOT!!! ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3629 "2011-04-01T13:23:04Z")
“Does this button do …?” “It does. Mr. President. You just nuked Detroit.” Damn just too late. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3630 "2011-04-01T13:24:38Z")
McCain/Palin-not a rock band I’d pay to see Rush Limbaugh on bass? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3631 "2011-04-01T15:43:52Z")
Rush Limbaugh on bass: “Does not get me as high as The oxycontin” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3632 "2011-04-01T15:57:10Z")
the oxycontin comes in rectal form, as well (not as popular) ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3633 "2011-04-01T16:52:40Z")
Not as popular Is the suppository, Or so I suppose. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3634 "2011-04-01T18:06:20Z")
Or, so I suppose, Is how the French say gold. Or, is it golden? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3635 "2011-04-01T18:36:40Z")
“…or is it golden?” the billionaire asked about his plumbing options ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3636 "2011-04-01T18:45:23Z")
His plumbing options Were the bowl or the urinal - “To pee, not to pee?” ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3637 "2011-04-01T18:46:23Z")
His plumbing options: Circumcised, uncircumsized, Or a Prince Albert. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3638 "2011-04-01T21:22:01Z")
To pee or not to pee? Yes, that is the question Poor waffling Hamlet ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3639 "2011-04-01T21:40:44Z")
Poor waffling Hamlet And Juliet was toasted But Puck takes the cake ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3640 "2011-04-01T22:25:01Z")
But Puck takes the cake Olive oil, a bit of cheese Worst. Pizza. Ever. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2011, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3641 "2011-04-02T01:35:02Z")
Worst pizza ever Was that wurst pizza I had In Stuttgart last fall [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=181) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=183)