# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 183
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2011, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3642 "2011-04-02T03:43:11Z")
In Stuttgart last fall I was stunned, and then stuttered stentoriously ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2011, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3643 "2011-04-03T01:49:17Z")
stentoriously yes I had to go look it up and now you do too ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2011, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3644 "2011-04-03T02:22:53Z")
And now you do too, Unless you already know [Greek mythology](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stentor) ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2011, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3645 "2011-04-03T03:57:59Z")
Greek mythology: Feta is made with cocaine A Greek urban myth ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2011, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3646 "2011-04-03T04:13:55Z")
A Greek urban myth: men, boys, crowbars - that’s just rude! you can do better ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2011, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3647 "2011-04-03T13:36:09Z")
“You can do better Than inviting VCU”, Said Bilas and Phelps. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2011, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3648 "2011-04-03T13:42:11Z")
Said Bilas and Phelps One of us can’t dance for shit [And here is your proof](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbEUc0heKOQ) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2011, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3649 "2011-04-03T14:39:14Z")
“And here is your proof!” declared the prosecutor. Jury ruled: “Guilty!” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2011, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3650 "2011-04-03T14:53:38Z")
Jury ruled: “Guilty!” “You’re guilty of being hot!” ([Ms. Peet](http://www.alwaysgirls.com/bigimage/1280/amanda_peet13.jpg) was on trial) ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2011, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3651 "2011-04-04T13:02:06Z")
Ms Peet was on trial. The Mounties had got their man. He’d got a sex change. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2011, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3652 "2011-04-04T13:41:38Z")
He got a sex change. Yes, Sonny & Cher’s daughter Is now Cher’s son Chaz. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2011, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3653 "2011-04-04T20:09:36Z")
Is now Cher’s son Chaz starting a singing career? Got good genes for it. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2011, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3654 "2011-04-05T02:56:07Z")
got good genes for it said Hank Jr. of drinking dem honky tonk blues ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2011, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3655 "2011-04-05T11:29:59Z")
Dem honky tonk blues? “I’m gonna tuck my worries Underneath my arm.” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2011, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3656 "2011-04-05T11:52:13Z")
Underneath my arm Is where you will find Mitchum (the gel, not Robert) ---
**Author:** ![Incref](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@Incref](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incref)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2011, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3657 "2011-04-05T15:14:56Z")
The gel, not Robert. My group sex lube is so fake Not made by humans ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2011, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3658 "2011-04-05T17:55:50Z")
Not made by humans Machines have taken over All our industries ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2011, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3659 "2011-04-05T17:56:24Z")
Not made by humans This delicious Slurm I drink I’ve got to have more Drats! All our industries From fishing to looming And of course stabbing ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2011, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3660 "2011-04-05T18:37:40Z")
And of course stabbing Is considered very rude After Labor Day ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2011, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3661 "2011-04-05T19:35:33Z")
After Labor Day The evil vortex does swirl For school eats your soul [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=182) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=184)