# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 184
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2011, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3662 "2011-04-05T19:38:56Z")
For school eats your soul Sucks your blood and bites your brains It just ain’t much fun ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2011, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3663 "2011-04-05T22:56:21Z")
It just ain’t much fun Playing with Grandma. Time to Bury her again. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2011, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3664 "2011-04-06T00:14:17Z")
“Bury her again,” said the mad pirate captain, “since we’ve had our fun.” ---
**Author:** ![Molotok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Molotok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Molotok)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2011, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3665 "2011-04-06T14:51:21Z")
Since we’ve had our fun constructing wonky haiku… let’s have some MORE fun! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2011, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3666 "2011-04-06T17:28:02Z")
"let’s have some MORE fun! " Branson said about next trip [To the Trench bottom](http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2011/04/billionaire-branson-plots-deep-sea-adventure-with-jet-like-submarine.html) ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2011, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3667 "2011-04-06T17:40:21Z")
“[To the trench bottom](http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2011/04/billionaire-branson-plots-deep-sea-adventure-with-jet-like-submarine.html)!” Charlie said to his goddess As he dropped his shorts. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2011, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3668 "2011-04-06T17:46:38Z")
As he dropped his shorts, The maniac flashed a grin, And then his penis. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2011, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3669 "2011-04-06T17:48:43Z")
As he dropped his shorts He showed the cutoffs beneath He is never nude ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2011, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3670 "2011-04-06T17:49:18Z")
And then his penis. Well, it looked like a penis But it was smaller. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2011, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3671 "2011-04-06T18:59:29Z")
I screwed that up a bit. But it was smaller The cutoffs beneath his shorts He is never nude ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2011, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3672 "2011-04-06T19:03:51Z")
He is never nude for he is the emperor and he must save face ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2011, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3673 "2011-04-06T22:17:43Z")
And he must save Face. I always loved the A-team - On TV, not film. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2011, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3674 "2011-04-07T03:12:14Z")
On TV, not film Is where Saturday Night Live Performers belong ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2011, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3675 "2011-04-07T10:09:47Z")
Performers belong On screen. Their personal thoughts Rarely enlighten. ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2011, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3676 "2011-04-07T13:14:12Z")
_Rarely Enlighten_ A weight-loss bistro that feeds only 1 in 10 ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2011, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3677 "2011-04-07T13:23:29Z")
only 1 in 10 computer users under- stand binary code. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2011, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3678 "2011-04-07T13:42:53Z")
Stand binary code? No, I can’t stand it! Numbers only confuse me. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2011, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3679 "2011-04-07T13:58:14Z")
Only confuse me If you must. I like direct Talking in a girl ---
**Author:** ![CCYMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/87869e/32.png) [@CCYMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CCYMan)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2011, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3680 "2011-04-07T15:20:00Z")
Talking in a girl Is possible only if you fit inside her ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2011, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3681 "2011-04-07T15:58:18Z")
you fit inside her that is most wonderful news! you may procreate! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=183) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=185)