# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 185
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2011, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3682 "2011-04-07T16:04:40Z")
you may procreate! Be fruitful and multiply But “fruitful” means gay? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2011, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3683 "2011-04-07T19:59:49Z")
But “fruitful” means gay To the happy pineapples And gleeful peaches ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2011, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3684 "2011-04-07T22:45:29Z")
And gleeful [Peaches](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peaches_Geldof) After Fifi Trixibelle. Then Pixie was born. _(I couldn’t fit in Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily Hutchence Geldof.)_ ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2011, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3685 "2011-04-07T23:19:06Z")
Then Pixie was born, And was celebrated with Eponymous sticks. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2011, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3686 "2011-04-08T08:32:46Z")
Eponymous sticks? But Pixie Sticks (or Stix) were Not named after her…? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2011, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3687 "2011-04-08T18:53:26Z")
Not named after her Otherwise twould be called the Lying Psycho Whore ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2011, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3688 "2011-04-08T20:00:09Z")
Lying Psycho Whore Falsehoods? Crazy? Ugh. But the Whore makes up for it ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2011, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3689 "2011-04-09T02:24:53Z")
Whore makes up for it When john comes prematurely. She gives him Blow Pop. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2011, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3690 "2011-04-09T12:34:52Z")
She gives him blow pop. That’s what they’re calling it now? Jobs are scarce, I guess ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2011, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3691 "2011-04-09T22:17:04Z")
Jobs are scarce, I guess Should I save all of mine up And cash them in at once? ---
**Author:** ![CCYMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/87869e/32.png) [@CCYMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CCYMan)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2011, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3692 "2011-04-10T01:45:34Z")
“And cash them in at once?” Has six syllables, you know. Drop the “and,” perhaps? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2011, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3693 "2011-04-10T17:18:10Z")
Drop the “and” perhaps? And also the “ifs” and “buts.” I hate excuses! ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2011, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3694 "2011-04-10T19:51:28Z")
I hate excuses. I often can’t remember Which lie I have told. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2011, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3695 "2011-04-11T16:38:39Z")
Which lie I have told “I’ll respect you in the morn” Don’t respect her now ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2011, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3696 "2011-04-11T20:06:12Z")
Don’t respect her now She’s Dangerfield’s daughter Not the Queen of Soul’s ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3697 "2011-04-12T02:45:19Z")
Not the Queen of Soul’s Death that’s apparently nigh. Franklin says she’s fine. ---
**Author:** ![Molotok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Molotok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Molotok)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3698 "2011-04-12T06:56:15Z")
Franklin says she’s fine - but Franklin’s not a doctor, He’s an imposter! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3699 "2011-04-12T14:40:25Z")
He’s an imposter! It only takes six folks to find the real Bacon. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3700 "2011-04-12T14:52:03Z")
find the real bacon This BLT with Bac-Os Doesn’t taste quite right\* \*Not that I wouldn’t eat it anyway 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3701 "2011-04-12T16:27:14Z")
Doesn’t taste quite right. Did I give her the right glass - The one with poison? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=184) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=186)