# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 189
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2011, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3762 "2011-04-22T15:55:21Z")
It’s 50/50 Half and Half – half on your face and half on your chest ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2011, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3763 "2011-04-23T00:31:11Z")
“…and half on your chest.” I said to the woman who had two back nipples ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2011, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3764 "2011-04-23T03:53:15Z")
Had two back nipples? So if she wore halter tops, She’d break lewdness laws? ---
**Author:** ![Molotok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Molotok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Molotok)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2011, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3765 "2011-04-23T04:32:49Z")
She’d break lewdness laws? Of course! No doubt about it! She’s Lucy Lawless! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2011, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3766 "2011-04-23T17:19:37Z")
She’s Lucy Lawless! That’s why only Ricky, Fred, and Ethel were jailed ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2011, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3767 "2011-04-23T17:39:06Z")
And Ethel were jailed, Leaving one less Barrymore To chew scenery. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3768 "2011-04-23T17:41:16Z")
To chew scenery Sounds real disgusting, except if it’s sugar walls. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2011, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3769 "2011-04-23T18:13:45Z")
If it’s sugar walls, There is just no holding back A cunning linguist. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2011, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3770 "2011-04-23T22:27:05Z")
A cunning linguist Could come up with a word for Eating at the ‘Y’ ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2011, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3771 "2011-04-25T02:46:20Z")
Eating at the 'Y" '? Look for a Biker, Cowboy, Indian or Cop. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2011, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3772 "2011-04-25T13:10:32Z")
Indian or Cop Don’t say “Indian Giver” and/or "Pig Cop-Out’ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2011, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3773 "2011-04-25T13:33:55Z")
and/or pig cop out but the sheep cop’s still in my Barn-E Miller play ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2011, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3774 "2011-04-25T21:17:37Z")
Bar-E Miller play Hunting Fish with a Luger Fish in a barrel? ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2011, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3775 "2011-04-25T23:22:54Z")
Fish in a barrel eat dead foot epidermis at your local spa ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2011, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3776 "2011-04-26T01:04:06Z")
at your local spa you can get a rubdown, stat instant massaging! ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2011, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3777 "2011-04-26T01:50:51Z")
Instant massaging! Does it come, so to speak, with Short, happy ending? ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2011, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3778 "2011-04-26T03:44:36Z")
Short, happy ending Follows sappy formula; It’s the Disney way! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2011, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3779 "2011-04-26T14:15:15Z")
It’s the Disney way Lion King nowo n Broadway. Disnification. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2011, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3780 "2011-04-26T15:07:14Z")
Disnification: Can an invented word be Spelled incorrectly? ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2011, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3781 "2011-04-26T15:42:23Z")
Spelled incorrectly. . . A misprint in my spell-book Turned him to a forg. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=188) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=190)