# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2010, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/361 "2010-03-01T22:52:43Z")
Saving the cheese, statewide is a worthy goal Dopers. Gouda idea! ---
**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/362 "2010-03-02T00:25:37Z")
Gouda idea snickered the cheese-eating teens high on the Humboldt ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/363 "2010-03-02T00:41:23Z")
High on the Humboldt right next to the Matterhorn My fingers? Chilly! ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/364 "2010-03-02T03:02:00Z")
My fingers, chilly. That margarita’s too cold. Want Hot Toddy! ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/365 "2010-03-02T04:38:42Z")
Want Hot Toddy? visit the Paddy Pub Park For all drinking needs ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/366 "2010-03-02T05:11:07Z")
For all drinking needs Is someone nice to drink with Without drinking yours. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/367 "2010-03-02T10:46:20Z")
without drinking yours I shall still enjoy two beers (there’s one in my pants) ---
**Author:** ![Stowed\_Bob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stowed_bob/32/3312_2.png) [@Stowed\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stowed_Bob)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/368 "2010-03-02T11:11:07Z")
There’s one in my pants A stray, burrowing critter I do not dare look ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/369 "2010-03-02T12:50:09Z")
I do not dare look to see if I did, indeed wear my pants today ---
**Author:** ![LateComer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b5ac83/32.png) [@LateComer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LateComer)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/370 "2010-03-02T13:02:14Z")
wear my pants today just like any other day one leg at a time ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/371 "2010-03-02T13:13:58Z")
one leg at a time Valerie Bertinelli and Schneider, of course ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/372 "2010-03-02T14:16:29Z")
and Schneider, of course I will always remember those happier times. ---
**Author:** ![Shark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/73ab20/32.png) [@Shark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/373 "2010-03-02T14:25:49Z")
those happier times or was the show name Good Times maybe Happy Days ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/374 "2010-03-02T14:40:05Z")
Maybe happy days will come again in the spring, with sun and green grass. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/375 "2010-03-02T14:45:42Z")
With sun and green grass Come ants and chiggers and more bugs I scratch my ass off ---
**Author:** ![LateComer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b5ac83/32.png) [@LateComer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LateComer)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/376 "2010-03-02T14:55:09Z")
I scratch my ass off. what will be left in it’s place? You don’t want to know. ---
**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/377 "2010-03-02T15:04:41Z")
You don’t want to know when the disgruntled coughs on your meatloaf ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/378 "2010-03-02T15:06:41Z")
Coughs on your meatloaf with a disease bearing germ thanks alot asshole. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/379 "2010-03-02T15:14:46Z")
Thanks a lot asshole Now I go to the doctor For rectal exam ---
**Author:** ![Shark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/73ab20/32.png) [@Shark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/380 "2010-03-02T15:16:32Z")
for rectal exam I forgot to study last night I don’t want to cram [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=18) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=20)