# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 190
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2011, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3782 "2011-04-26T16:39:23Z")
Turned him to a forg And then poked him with a frok He was really fcuked ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2011, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3783 "2011-04-26T19:31:37Z")
He was really fcuked Thus getting by my filter Inbox email spam. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2011, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3784 "2011-04-26T19:45:38Z")
“Inbox; email; spam.” What are words that changed meanings Since the eighties, Alex. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3785 "2011-04-27T12:36:16Z")
Since the eighties, Alex Had learned something amazing. Life starts at fifty. _And let me tell you it’s true, children._ ---
**Author:** ![Waldelfe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f08c70/32.png) [@Waldelfe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waldelfe)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3786 "2011-04-27T12:37:10Z")
Since the eighties, Alex hasn’t changed his haircut and still wears shoulderpads. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3787 "2011-04-27T14:36:26Z")
Life starts at fifty So I’ve got 10 years to go The I’ll live it up ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3788 "2011-04-27T19:43:20Z")
The I’ll live it up The I’ll rest for a moment The I’ll buy an N ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3789 "2011-04-28T17:51:26Z")
The “I’ll buy an N” plan fails on Wheel of Fortune; Consonants are free. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3790 "2011-04-28T18:11:21Z")
Consonants are free! After ten years of lock-up! “Who Let the D’s Out?” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3791 "2011-04-28T18:29:42Z")
Who Let the D’s Out? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who let the D’s out? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3792 "2011-04-28T19:37:02Z")
Who Let the D’s Out? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who let the D’s out? (it had to be done) ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3793 "2011-04-28T19:45:02Z")
Who let the D’s out? Then let the Double D’s out? Nocturnal Mission And I fully expected to be shot and hung for my previous ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3794 "2011-04-28T21:05:50Z")
Nocturnal Mission Or, if done on computer, It’s an E-Mission ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2011, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3795 "2011-04-29T13:06:52Z")
It’s an E-mission, When I sneeze on computer Projecting my snot. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2011, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3796 "2011-04-29T15:46:54Z")
Projecting my snot On the chalk board during class Sent to principal’s ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3797 "2011-05-02T15:42:02Z")
Sent to principal’s office today. Nuke weapons are frowned on, it seems ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3798 "2011-05-02T22:02:10Z")
Are frowned on, it seems. But I like to frame them all - Cats my car has squashed. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3799 "2011-05-02T22:27:44Z")
Cats my car has squashed: the furry little fuckers should have moved faster. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3800 "2011-05-02T22:42:27Z")
Should have moved faster I lost the 40 yard dash When I stopped for beer ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2011, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3801 "2011-05-03T12:44:29Z")
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