# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 191
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2011, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3802 "2011-05-03T14:47:02Z")
“Fags” means in US. For the gay al Qaeda Brit Seventy-two fags. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2011, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3803 "2011-05-03T15:57:07Z")
Seventy two fags In his mouth all in one day Not a healthy choice ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2011, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3804 "2011-05-03T16:51:55Z")
“Not a healthy choice” describes most fast food. Therefore eat much more pussy! ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3805 "2011-05-04T03:11:19Z")
Eat much more pussy! There’s quite a variety At the Fish Taco Hut ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3806 "2011-05-04T12:46:49Z")
At the Fish Taco Hut, They don’t put fish in tacos - Fish buy tacos there. ---
**Author:** ![CCYMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/87869e/32.png) [@CCYMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CCYMan)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3807 "2011-05-04T17:49:29Z")
Fish buy tacos there, Yes, the Krusty Krab is great. SpongeBob eats there too! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3808 "2011-05-04T18:11:57Z")
Sponge Bob eats there too! Sopping up dirty water And wringing it out. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3809 "2011-05-04T21:55:43Z")
And wringing it out, the washerwoman prepared to mock Mr. Toad. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3810 "2011-05-05T13:14:06Z")
To mock Mr. Toad, We used to say, “What’s that smell, The Wind in the Willows?” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3811 "2011-05-05T14:50:08Z")
The wind in the willows Sounds nicer than the cowboys eating beans by fire\* \*Fire is one syll’ble ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3812 "2011-05-05T19:54:10Z")
Eating beans by fire, gonna sing some cowboy songs before the gas comes. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3813 "2011-05-06T16:45:16Z")
Before the gas comes Put out all open flames and Stop juggling torches ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3814 "2011-05-06T17:20:48Z")
stop juggling torches And start crooning. We asked for A torch song singer. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2011, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3815 "2011-05-07T04:23:35Z")
A torch song singer Knows how to belt out ballads That make grown men weep. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3816 "2011-05-09T12:26:45Z")
That? Make grown men weep By that? Oh, for the power of A simple dentist. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3817 "2011-05-09T17:24:14Z")
A simple dentist Has a knack for causing pain You’ll be a dentist ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3818 "2011-05-09T19:45:11Z")
“You’ll be a dentist,” the mother told her son. “But ma, I hate bad breath.” ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3819 "2011-05-10T10:26:01Z")
“Ma, I hate bad breath.” “No dear, breasts are not bad and We must fix that lisp.” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3820 "2011-05-10T14:35:56Z")
We must fix that lisp. You sound like a stereo- typical gay guy. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3821 "2011-05-10T15:37:59Z")
Typical gay guy Drinking and dancing all night Sigh, if only me. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=190) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=192)