# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 193
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3842 "2011-05-13T16:23:40Z")
“Then they fawn on me.” “D’oh. A deer. A female deer” Sang Homer Simpson. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3843 "2011-05-13T20:46:26Z")
Sang Homer Simpson? One in four births is Chinese - Sang’s their Chinese son. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3844 "2011-05-13T21:29:41Z")
Sang’s their Chinese son And Piotr’s their Russian son And Bin’s their son, too ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2011, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3845 "2011-05-14T16:12:40Z")
And Bin’s their son. Too many children named after trash receptacles ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3846 "2011-05-15T17:11:01Z")
trash receptacles. Good places to put garbage Bad for giving birth. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3847 "2011-05-16T15:59:45Z")
Bad for giving birth Dr. Squid often panics Shoots ink all over ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3848 "2011-05-16T16:16:57Z")
Shoots ink all over and squirts, the giant squid flees the hungry sperm whale. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3849 "2011-05-16T21:03:43Z")
The Hungry Sperm Whale The new Irish pub/gay bar Serves great Shepherd’s pie ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3850 "2011-05-17T00:33:41Z")
Serves great Shepherd’s pie, And since it **is** a gay bar, Plenty of bangers ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3851 "2011-05-17T15:40:58Z")
Plenty of bangers Just stormed out of the gay bar They went off half cocked ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3852 "2011-05-17T16:26:13Z")
They went off half cocked. Lion tamers should know that Lions hate BJs. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3853 "2011-05-17T16:50:34Z")
Lions hate BJS. Lions and Tigers and Bears. Inter-species sex. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3854 "2011-05-17T19:44:16Z")
Interspecies sex will occur shortly after we make First Contact. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3855 "2011-05-17T20:35:13Z")
We make first contact, as furtive hand brushes breast: Whoops! Too excited! ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2011, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3856 "2011-05-18T04:23:36Z")
Whoops! Too excited! Will she let me come again? Or have I “blown” it? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2011, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3857 "2011-05-18T15:43:21Z")
“Or have I blown it?” The clown asked of the balloon Then honked his damn horn ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2011, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3858 "2011-05-18T22:18:55Z")
Then honked his damn horn, Gabriel did, as he blew last trumps for the Earth. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2011, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3859 "2011-05-20T11:49:53Z")
Last trump’s for the Earth. In the Galactic contest, Earth’s team wins at bridge. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2011, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3860 "2011-05-20T21:45:54Z")
Earth team wins at bridge Uranus team wins poker Pluto wins patience ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2011, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3861 "2011-05-20T22:26:26Z")
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