# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 194
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2011, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3862 "2011-05-21T05:24:21Z")
Mickey bangs Minnie But Disney claims the flick is Unauthorized porn ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2011, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3863 "2011-05-21T14:52:42Z")
Unauthorized porn Has counterfeit money shot The feds are watching ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2011, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3864 "2011-05-21T16:48:53Z")
The feds are watching me. They want to get me, but I’m not paranoid. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2011, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3865 "2011-05-21T17:38:30Z")
I’m not paranoid. You all whisper that I am - The Voices say no. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2011, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3866 "2011-05-21T19:28:43Z")
The Voices say no; But the Magic Eight Ball says, “Ask again later.” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2011, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3867 "2011-05-22T02:13:41Z")
Ask again later And I will respond the same So said Puddin’ Tame ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2011, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3868 "2011-05-22T17:51:13Z")
So said Puddin’ Tame Cos will hawk Jello products. Be paid in pudding!" ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2011, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3869 "2011-05-22T22:36:27Z")
Be paid in pudding? Sausage chefs want cash. If not, You must do your _wurst_ ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2011, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3870 "2011-05-23T14:32:20Z")
You must do your wurst You bunch of selfish brats Acting like hot dogs ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2011, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3871 "2011-05-23T18:52:04Z")
Acting like hot dogs Is fine, 'til they go too far; I don’t relish that. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2011, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3872 "2011-05-24T01:50:35Z")
I don’t relish that big glop of minced up pickles Wait. Maybe I do. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2011, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3873 "2011-05-24T01:59:40Z")
Wait. Maybe I do. There’s no accounting for taste, Not even my own. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2011, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3874 "2011-05-24T12:17:51Z")
Not even my own Mother would dare suggest I Sing in the church choir ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2011, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3875 "2011-05-24T14:16:07Z")
Sing in the church choir? Mom, I am an atheist, So, I believe not. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2011, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3876 "2011-05-24T20:32:04Z")
So, I believe not in God and country, but in weed, booze, and pussy ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2011, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3877 "2011-05-24T20:41:32Z")
Weed, booze, and pussy: Which two won’t give you the clap, Or ask child support? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3878 "2011-05-25T03:01:31Z")
Or ask child support The 24-hour tech line That aids new parents ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3879 "2011-05-25T16:53:27Z")
That aids new parents You must keep one end fed and the other end dry. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3880 "2011-05-25T17:24:19Z")
The other end dry… This end wet and smells. Oh shit… Wrong end of the stick. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3881 "2011-05-25T18:47:00Z")
Wrong end of the stick Damn them marshmallows get hot No s’more for me, thanks [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=193) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=195)