# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 195
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3882 "2011-05-25T19:03:39Z")
No s’more for me, thanks; I’m allergic to sweet goo Between starchy planes. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3883 "2011-05-25T21:52:08Z")
Between the starchy planes And above the fruited plains You’ll find fiber plains ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3884 "2011-05-26T01:03:42Z")
You’ll find fiber plains And fiber fancies, but no Fiber deluxes ---
**Author:** ![Spacegirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Spacegirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spacegirl)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3885 "2011-05-26T01:09:01Z")
Fiber Deluxes Quickly Create Deluxe Poo I don’t think I like ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3886 "2011-05-26T02:20:58Z")
I don’t think I like All this lightning and thunder. My poor dog is scared. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3887 "2011-05-26T02:30:00Z")
My poor dog is scared My middle class dog’s OK My rich dog’s happy ---
**Author:** ![CCYMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/87869e/32.png) [@CCYMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CCYMan)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3888 "2011-05-26T13:04:42Z")
My rich dog’s happy. The “Bones-dot-com” IPO made him a fortune ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3889 "2011-05-26T14:23:09Z")
made him a fortune when he sold _[El Corazon](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romancing_the_stone#Plot)_ And made gator boots ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3890 "2011-05-26T15:06:46Z")
" 'and-made gator boots, 'alf price, five pounds!" Cockney shouts. I do not trust him. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3891 "2011-05-26T15:34:05Z")
I do not trust him. Despite what is on our coins I do not trust God. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3892 "2011-05-26T16:25:52Z")
I do not trust God. No rapture on 21st. Did he mean raptors? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3893 "2011-05-26T18:23:43Z")
Did He mean Raptors? Why should He? There’s no proof God is from Toronto. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3894 "2011-05-27T01:00:29Z")
is from Toronto that Maple Leaf is. He fell so far from the tree. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3895 "2011-05-27T02:05:53Z")
So far from the tree A branch blown off in the storm That hit town last night ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3896 "2011-05-27T15:52:50Z")
That hit town last night. And today Joe That has one bitchin’ hangover. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3897 "2011-05-27T16:07:56Z")
Bitchin’ hangover I don’t have. That’s what you get from marijuana. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3898 "2011-05-27T20:44:14Z")
From marijuana I got so out of control From reefer madness ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2011, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3899 "2011-05-28T11:20:53Z")
From reefer madness To cocaine sanity And all stops between ---
**Author:** ![Molotok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Molotok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Molotok)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2011, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3900 "2011-05-28T11:32:22Z")
And all stops between: The beginning and the end Of election time. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2011, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3901 "2011-05-28T11:44:07Z")
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