# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 197
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3922 "2011-06-03T12:24:28Z")
A stack of nickels Is phallic, but only if You’ve a dirty mind. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3923 "2011-06-03T13:59:13Z")
You’ve a dirty mind And everything is phallic Including sword fights ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3924 "2011-06-03T17:02:31Z")
Including sword fights In prison activities? Wow. On guard, indeed! ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2011, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3925 "2011-06-05T22:10:56Z")
Wow. “On guard”, indeed! My dear fellow, in fencing One starts with “En garde”. ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2011, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3926 "2011-06-05T23:01:01Z")
One starts with “En garde” Then moves to a balestra Or so I have heard ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2011, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3927 "2011-06-05T23:07:18Z")
Or so I have heard One must always be on guard Picking up dropped soap ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2011, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3928 "2011-06-06T02:51:51Z")
Picking up dropped soap? Have I once had Zest for that? Not on your life, boy! ---
**Author:** ![akbar7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@akbar7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/akbar7)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2011, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3929 "2011-06-06T08:01:37Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > 66666 > > Remove two of those digits > > You are the devil yes you are right … ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2011, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3930 "2011-06-06T15:43:01Z")
“Not on your life, boy! I mean, not on your file, boy!” Said the dyslexic ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2011, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3931 "2011-06-06T16:50:02Z")
Said the dislexic “We’re staging a play, it’s called Annie Get Your Nug” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2011, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3932 "2011-06-06T18:18:20Z")
Annie Get Your Nug And Phantom of the Oprah Are both standouting ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2011, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3933 "2011-06-06T19:26:56Z")
Are both standouting? Standouting of the closet? Dyslexic and gay? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2011, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3934 "2011-06-06T22:12:10Z")
Dyslexic and gay? John Elton, his friends call him Wait…John Elton Sir ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2011, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3935 "2011-06-07T02:47:04Z")
Wait…John Elton Sir? Or maybe Dwight Reginald? Fantastic Captain? ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2011, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3936 "2011-06-07T03:12:46Z")
Fantastic! Captain Kirk bones buxom green-skinned girl Where no man has gone ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2011, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3937 "2011-06-07T11:19:42Z")
“Where No Man Has Gone?” “Yes, madam. Welcome to our Lesbian date service.” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2011, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3938 "2011-06-07T13:18:30Z")
Lesbian date service Liquor in the front, also Liquor in the rear ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2011, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3939 "2011-06-07T16:42:09Z")
Liquor in the rear and back door shenanigans make strange bedfellows ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2011, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3940 "2011-06-07T17:18:14Z")
make strange bedfellows, you say? Don’t want no sort of fellows in my bed ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2011, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3941 "2011-06-07T22:53:38Z")
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