# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 198
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2011, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3942 "2011-06-07T23:36:18Z")
She wants chaps; in bed, I wear the spurs, and she makes them jingle jangle. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2011, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3943 "2011-06-08T01:40:31Z")
them jingle jangle sleighbells are driving me nuts 'specially since it’s June ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2011, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3944 "2011-06-08T15:28:26Z")
'specially since it’s June, it is hotter than Hell’s hinges. I need a cool drink. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2011, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3945 "2011-06-08T15:31:43Z")
I need a cool drink. Not Mello Yello or Tab – Those drinks are nerdy. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2011, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3946 "2011-06-08T16:03:23Z")
Those drinks are nerdy I need a manly man’s drink Like a wine spritzer ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2011, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3947 "2011-06-08T17:36:24Z")
Like a wine spritzer? Dilute my wine? I’d prefer To gouge my eyes out ---
**Author:** ![RedWood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f08c70/32.png) [@RedWood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedWood)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2011, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3948 "2011-06-08T17:46:11Z")
To gouge my eyes out ACK! I like my eyes, thank you Rather Clear Vision! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2011, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3949 "2011-06-08T19:19:14Z")
Rather Clear Vision One of many powers of Super Average Man\* - average is two sylables here. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2011, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3950 "2011-06-09T10:15:15Z")
Super Average Man Defeats the evil-doer About half the time. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2011, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3951 "2011-06-09T13:47:52Z")
About half the time I am part of the problem, not the solution. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2011, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3952 "2011-06-09T14:24:05Z")
Not the solution I wanted, yet water and salt’s what I needed ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2011, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3953 "2011-06-09T17:52:14Z")
Salt’s what I needed To kill the Giant Snail Monster! Damn you, Mrs. Dash! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3954 "2011-06-10T14:43:44Z")
Thank you Mrs. Dash And thanks Mrs. Butterworth Make lunch and sex great ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3955 "2011-06-10T15:14:30Z")
I’m not sure how I got from “damn you” to “thank you.” it must be Friday or something. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3956 "2011-06-10T15:27:22Z")
Make lunch and sex great: Eat cordon bleu from fine chefs straight from the pussy ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3957 "2011-06-10T18:21:01Z")
Straight from the pussy, Cock flops. You’ve a dirty mind. Cat killed a chicken. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3958 "2011-06-10T18:25:52Z")
Cat killed a chicken. Nature is so very mean. Especially men. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3959 "2011-06-10T18:37:09Z")
nm ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3960 "2011-06-10T19:02:18Z")
Especially men Generalize both genders Just like women do ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3961 "2011-06-13T20:21:20Z")
Just like women do? I would if I had the right plumbing, but I don’t. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=197) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=199)