# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 199
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3962 "2011-06-13T21:47:21Z")
Plumbing? But I don’t even know my Righty Tighty from Lefty Loosey! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3963 "2011-06-14T19:18:22Z")
From Lefty Loosey And on to Righty Tighty 'Twas my single life ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3964 "2011-06-14T19:44:52Z")
'Twas my single life. I died to find out 'twas no Reincarnation. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3965 "2011-06-14T22:22:29Z")
Reincarnation. Who was I in a past life? Probably no one. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3966 "2011-06-15T14:11:04Z")
Probably no one Wants to see Rosie naked Worst porn site ever ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3967 "2011-06-15T18:45:32Z")
Worst porn site ever! They took my hard-earned money and wouldn’t show twat! ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3968 "2011-06-15T22:42:12Z")
And wouldn’t show twat! Nor even shapely buttocks! Just a bunch of dicks! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3969 "2011-06-16T15:27:51Z")
Just a bunch of dicks? I’m on a gay porn site, but I want T&A. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3970 "2011-06-16T16:38:25Z")
I want T&A [“The Internet is for porn,”](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-TA57L0kuc) Sings Avenue Q. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3971 "2011-06-16T20:48:14Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > I want T&A > [“The Internet is for porn,”](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-TA57L0kuc) > Sings Avenue Q. Sings Avenue Q. "Time for _Blue Man_ to pay _Rent_ Then _Turn off the Dark_ ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2011, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3972 "2011-06-17T03:43:28Z")
Then _Turn off the Dark_ Had another postponement. [But now it’s opened!](http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/review/spider-man-turn-dark-theater-200916) ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2011, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3973 "2011-06-17T11:54:42Z")
But now it’s opened That goddamned [clamshelled](http://polipundit.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/clamshell-packaging.jpg) widget [Wrap rage](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wrap_rage), lots of blood ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2011, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3974 "2011-06-17T18:30:10Z")
Wrap rage, lots of blood, and a dram of cobra spit in evil magic. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2011, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3975 "2011-06-17T20:32:50Z")
In evil magic, Wizard fucks damsel; good magic, Damsel fucks wizard. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2011, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3976 "2011-06-18T15:16:46Z")
Damsel fucks wizard and what do you get? Behold Giant Snail Monster! ---
**Author:** ![Imago](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/85e7bf/32.png) [@Imago](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imago)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2011, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3977 "2011-06-19T07:27:04Z")
Giant snail monster Fucks wizard and damsel too, Pervy beast indeed ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2011, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3978 "2011-06-19T11:40:08Z")
Pervy beast indeed He was so into anal Booty and the Beast ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2011, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3979 "2011-06-19T13:49:53Z")
Booty and the Beast She shakes her moneymaker And he growls a lot ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3980 "2011-06-20T08:44:22Z")
And he growls a lot. I like dogs a lot, but sex With sheep is simpler. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2011, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3981 "2011-06-20T13:35:59Z")
With sheep is simpler Just ask Bo Peep and Mary And, yes, **Hal Briston** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=198) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=200)