# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/381 "2010-03-02T15:57:34Z")
I don’t want to cram but I am never prepared. Will this exam hurt? ---
**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/382 "2010-03-02T16:01:36Z")
Will this exam hurt? Depends on who’s your doctor Hope it’s not Hellboy ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/383 "2010-03-02T16:09:11Z")
Hope it’s not Hellboy Or Doctor Octopus, or Doctor Claw in charge ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/384 "2010-03-02T16:17:00Z")
Doctor Claw in charge No, I’m pretty sure its Charles. Where’s Scott Baio now? ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/385 "2010-03-02T16:38:08Z")
Where’s Scott Baio now? Perhaps at Wendy’s asking, “Want some fries with that?” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/386 "2010-03-02T16:54:56Z")
“Want some fries with that?” “Well, all I ordered was fries.” “Want fries with your fries?” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/387 "2010-03-02T17:22:18Z")
Want fries with your fries? Can I have that with ketchup? Ketchup is extra ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/388 "2010-03-02T17:43:23Z")
Ketchup is extra But only if you believe It’s not a veg’table. ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/389 "2010-03-02T18:06:16Z")
Its’ not a veggie stunning my body with health I’ll take the fries, please. correction of the first sentence to fit the syllable count. Don’t want the haiku police after me! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/390 "2010-03-02T18:53:07Z")
I’ll take the fries, please and a double cheeseburger with lots o’ ketchup. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/391 "2010-03-02T18:56:29Z")
with lots o’ kethcup is not the right way to eat A Chicago dog ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/392 "2010-03-02T19:00:20Z")
A Chicago dog is no better than any other city’s dog ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/393 "2010-03-02T19:07:02Z")
Other city’s dog parks are safer, they just have poop, not lobbyists ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/394 "2010-03-02T19:08:17Z")
poop, not lobbyists. Can you tell the difference? They sure smell the same. ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/395 "2010-03-02T19:29:46Z")
They sure smell the same however, the left armpit smells more like yogurt ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/396 "2010-03-02T19:52:52Z")
Smells more like yogurt fruity creamy delicious my dog likes yogurt. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/397 "2010-03-02T20:49:58Z")
“My dog likes yogurt,” the President joked, as Bo peered into the fridge. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/398 "2010-03-02T20:55:27Z")
**Peered** into the fridge. Oh, at first I thought you’d said Bo urinated! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/399 "2010-03-02T21:08:23Z")
“Bo urinated!” said Sasha to Malia, who was not surprised. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2010, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/400 "2010-03-02T21:10:53Z")
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