# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 200
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2011, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3982 "2011-06-21T01:55:14Z")
And, yes, **Hal Briston** Used to be known as **Sir Blah**. Now, though, he is **not**. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2011, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3983 "2011-06-21T09:41:06Z")
Now, though, he is not blowing his sax on this earth RIP, Big Man ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2011, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3984 "2011-06-21T19:44:03Z")
RIP. Big Man You thought you’d the right of way. But I had the truck. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2011, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3985 "2011-06-22T14:19:01Z")
But I had the truck But I didn’t know about the Body in the trunk. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2011, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3986 "2011-06-22T15:14:34Z")
Body in the trunk Plus lots of other trash, I’ve Got junk in the trunk ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2011, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3987 "2011-06-22T18:51:01Z")
Got junk in the trunk? I’m the goddamned Fred Sanford of mammoth asses ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2011, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3988 "2011-06-22T19:10:25Z")
Of mammoth asses There is no shortage of porn, Or so I have heard. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3989 "2011-06-23T01:06:19Z")
Or so I have heard How can I leave this behind? (talk about mud flaps) ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3990 "2011-06-23T16:46:43Z")
Talk about mud flaps! Spinal Tap are gods of rock Where is Shark Sandwhich? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3991 "2011-06-23T18:41:45Z")
Where is shark sandwich? Freakin’ McDonalds never Get my order right ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3992 "2011-06-23T18:48:30Z")
Get my order right. For the vegetarian: Large fries, apple pie. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3993 "2011-06-23T19:15:19Z")
Large fries, apple pie, half a chicken, eight veggies, I eat like a horse. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3994 "2011-06-23T20:55:01Z")
I eat like a horse Oats, hay, grass, sometimes apples, And a sugar cube ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3995 "2011-06-23T23:31:00Z")
And a sugar cube The size of a Rubik’s cube Would be so puzzling ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3996 "2011-06-24T21:28:05Z")
Would be so puzzling Puzzles perpetrated by Peter Puzzler ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2011, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3997 "2011-06-25T15:51:15Z")
by Peter Puzzler Is how the last line should read. It’s 5,7,5. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2011, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3998 "2011-06-25T20:55:09Z")
It’s five, seven, five to make a haiku and five to make four thousand. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2011, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/3999 "2011-06-25T22:54:38Z")
To make four thousand You need to start with one It must be perfect. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4000 "2011-06-27T02:05:22Z")
It must be perfect The diamond I give my wife That’s why she has none ---
**Author:** ![Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disgruntled_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4001 "2011-06-27T07:04:13Z")
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