# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 201
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4002 "2011-06-27T12:44:31Z")
I wish I had one thread-starting topic that would reach 4000 posts ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4003 "2011-06-27T14:19:15Z")
Reach 4000 posts ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4004 "2011-06-27T14:20:18Z")
I should post all my haiku ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4005 "2011-06-27T14:21:23Z")
One line at a time ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4006 "2011-06-27T14:41:57Z")
One line at a time, Haiku man, that’s all, that’s all I’m asking from you. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4007 "2011-06-27T18:02:42Z")
I’m asking from you directions to where God lives. He owes me money. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4008 "2011-06-27T18:16:41Z")
He owes me money. Must be sunny, in a rich Man’s world. Ask ABBA ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4009 "2011-06-27T19:21:01Z")
Man’s world. Ask ABBA, but didn’t two blonde bimbos sing lead for ABBA? ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4010 "2011-06-27T20:01:18Z")
Sing lead for ABBA? I ignored the men and saw One blonde, one brunette. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4011 "2011-06-27T20:15:41Z")
One blonde, one brunette. Carpet doesn’t match the drapes; But who looks at drapes? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4012 "2011-06-27T20:20:19Z")
But who looks at drapes Even when they’re fabulous? The guy who like drapes (and congrats on 4000!) ---
**Author:** ![Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disgruntled_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4013 "2011-06-27T23:55:59Z")
but who looks at drapes ---
**Author:** ![Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disgruntled_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2011, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4014 "2011-06-28T00:02:04Z")
The guy who like drapes likes to look in windows too. what a naughty man. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2011, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4015 "2011-06-28T02:38:30Z")
what a naughty man that Mean Mr. Mustard is shouts obscenities ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2011, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4016 "2011-06-28T13:52:50Z")
Shouts obscenities Like “Your carrots taste awful” Mean Mr. Mustard ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2011, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4017 "2011-06-28T14:28:40Z")
Mean Mr. Mustard Joined up with the Blue Meenies And made sea of green. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2011, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4018 "2011-06-28T14:54:34Z")
And made sea of green and sky of blue, that is our Mean Mr. Mustard. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2011, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4019 "2011-06-28T15:04:40Z")
Mean Mr. Mustard Yells at all the local kids In Impotent rage ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2011, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4020 "2011-06-28T22:45:50Z")
In Impotent rage I recall the time I wished I was hard on her ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2011, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4021 "2011-06-28T22:46:47Z")
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