# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 202
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2011, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4022 "2011-06-28T22:52:04Z")
I was hard on her. But she is a dwarf and she Won’t feel up to it. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4023 "2011-06-29T02:36:38Z")
Won’t feel up to it? She’d best watch it, she’ll get a Thump on the noggin ---
**Author:** ![Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disgruntled_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4024 "2011-06-29T03:14:31Z")
Thump on the noggin? I think I would not like this. Sounds overrated. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4025 "2011-06-29T13:59:12Z")
Sounds Overated Is my new weekly podcast About pop music ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4026 "2011-06-29T16:51:58Z")
About Pop - music Was something Pop adored. But Never pop music. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4027 "2011-06-29T17:04:25Z")
Never pop music, smart coyotes listen to jazz and classical. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4028 "2011-06-30T02:18:28Z")
Jazz and classical Are on those 78’s [Old Dan liked to play](http://www.lyrics007.com/Gordon%20Lightfoot%20Lyrics/Old%20Dan%27s%20Records%20Lyrics.html) ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4029 "2011-06-30T09:42:32Z")
Old Dan liked to play Sundown, Rainy Day Folks, and Edmund Fitzgerald ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4030 "2011-06-30T15:57:50Z")
Edmund Fitzgerald May have sank from a rogue wave Or perhaps from flood ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4031 "2011-06-30T18:38:36Z")
Or perhaps from flood, fire, earthquake, pestulence… How will the world end? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4032 "2011-06-30T19:31:17Z")
How will the world end? Battle LA aliens Will take our water ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4033 "2011-07-01T00:04:09Z")
Will, take our water Anthony, you take our food Then we’ll have nothing ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4034 "2011-07-01T06:19:43Z")
“Then we’ll have nothing but our birthday suits!” said the drunk square dance caller ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4035 "2011-07-01T15:15:01Z")
Drunk Square Dance Caller The new drama on Showtime Starring Slim Pickens ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4036 "2011-07-01T18:16:54Z")
Starring Slim Pickens, The movie Dr. Strangelove Is not about porn. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2011, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4037 "2011-07-02T03:08:33Z")
Is not about porn – Good! Who wants to see someone _Make_ love to a bomb? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2011, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4038 "2011-07-02T12:35:14Z")
Make love to a bomb. Explosive sex. Why d’ya think They call it banging? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2011, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4039 "2011-07-03T04:04:06Z")
They call it banging 'Cuz he uses his hammer And she gets nailed ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2011, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4040 "2011-07-03T05:13:29Z")
“And she gets nailed” Could refer to a sex act Or to an arrest ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2011, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4041 "2011-07-03T05:22:07Z")
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