# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 203
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2011, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4042 "2011-07-03T11:01:01Z")
or to an arrest then to a prison, or morgue a drug dealer’s fate ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2011, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4043 "2011-07-03T11:08:18Z")
A drug dealer’s fate: watching all his customers die horrible deaths ---
**Author:** ![CCYMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/87869e/32.png) [@CCYMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CCYMan)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2011, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4044 "2011-07-03T11:31:14Z")
Die horrible deaths under the little boy’s thumb, the ants stand no chance. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2011, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4045 "2011-07-03T14:22:54Z")
the ants stand no chance; my magnifying glass is their new tanning bed ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2011, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4046 "2011-07-03T15:10:26Z")
their new tanning bed? You won’t find me using it! Snaps shut like a crypt! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2011, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4047 "2011-07-03T15:53:43Z")
Snaps shit like a crypt The Crypt Snapper Shutter Get 'em while they’re hot ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2011, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4048 "2011-07-03T16:14:25Z")
“Get 'em while they’re hot” said jalapeño vendor with no irony ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2011, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4049 "2011-07-03T21:34:47Z")
With no irony, My suity would soon become Very crumpledy. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2011, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4050 "2011-07-03T23:18:35Z")
very crumpledy and grumpely, this is me even on good days ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2011, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4051 "2011-07-04T01:46:11Z")
Even on good days I have no sympathy for Jerks who cut me off ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2011, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4052 "2011-07-04T09:54:50Z")
Jerks who cut me off I wish them many painful Cuts from jerking off ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2011, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4053 "2011-07-04T10:40:24Z")
Cuts from jerking off? Lord, will you never learn. First, Put the chain saw down. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4054 "2011-07-05T10:53:46Z")
Put the chain saw down … When I said you’d PMS, I was just joking. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4055 "2011-07-05T11:16:06Z")
I was just joking I didn’t just see a horse walk into a bar ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4056 "2011-07-05T15:15:55Z")
walk into a bar and bump my stupid noggin. I am so clumsy. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4057 "2011-07-05T17:37:53Z")
I am so clumsy I spilled all my ice water On her tight white shirt ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4058 "2011-07-05T17:42:31Z")
I am so clumsy. I spilled everyone’s beer when jerking off in a bar. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4059 "2011-07-06T17:40:35Z")
Jerking off in a bar More awkward than spilling beer on her tight white shirt ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4060 "2011-07-06T19:44:30Z")
On her tight white shirt I want to place roving hands and proceed from there. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4061 "2011-07-06T22:25:01Z")
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