# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 204
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4062 "2011-07-06T22:59:49Z")
“But we worked it out with a slide rule,” as Einstein solved constipation. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4063 "2011-07-07T02:51:32Z")
Solved constipation. With a high-fiber diet Lots of prunes and beans ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4064 "2011-07-07T12:48:40Z")
lots of prunes and beans are in my recipe for “Hershey Squirt Delite” ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4065 "2011-07-07T13:32:26Z")
“Hershey Squirt Delite” Heads rolled at Ben & Jerry’s; Worst. Ice cream. Ever. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4066 "2011-07-07T14:31:15Z")
“Worst. Ice cream. Ever!” Said the kids. I disagree: I like pickled fish. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4067 "2011-07-07T15:43:59Z")
“I like pickled fish,” Opus had said to Binkley Binkley replied “Yuck” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4068 "2011-07-08T18:24:32Z")
Binkley replied “Yuck.” I slapped him and insisted: “Swallow anyway.” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4069 "2011-07-08T18:43:28Z")
“Swallow anyway” Oh, the possibilities… Nah…way too easy ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Michael\_of\_Lucan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_of_Lucan)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4070 "2011-07-08T21:03:13Z")
Nah…way too easy. It comes, I swallow it all… Eating contests rock. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4071 "2011-07-08T22:11:20Z")
Eating contests rock. Some like to down pies at fairs. Some prefer wieners. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4072 "2011-07-08T22:42:28Z")
Some prefer wieners, But I prefer pie, because I have a wiener. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4073 "2011-07-09T13:23:49Z")
I have a wierner? Don’t think so. I’m a female Vegetarian. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4074 "2011-07-09T16:21:07Z")
Vegetarian? Not me. I like fish, beef, lamb, chicken, and pussy. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2011, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4075 "2011-07-10T04:47:35Z")
Chicken And Pussy My new strip club and buffet Needs a better name ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2011, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4076 "2011-07-10T11:17:26Z")
Needs a better name -last line of the last haiku. Now let’s continue. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2011, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4077 "2011-07-11T00:34:00Z")
Now let’s continue As friends, she said, but I knew She’s no amigo ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2011, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4078 "2011-07-11T01:06:14Z")
She’s no amigo. Even if she is friendly, She’s an _amiga_. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2011, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4079 "2011-07-11T03:33:32Z")
She’s an Amiga Sitting on the shelf next to Colecovision ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2011, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4080 "2011-07-12T00:44:29Z")
Colecovision: No Guitar Hero for this; Tambourine Hero? ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2011, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4081 "2011-07-12T01:31:32Z")
Tambourine Hero Played protest songs at Haji 'Til his face melted. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=203) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=205)