# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 205
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2011, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4082 "2011-07-12T02:22:49Z")
'til his face melted the snowman stood there glaring at people passing. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2011, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4083 "2011-07-12T14:30:10Z")
at people passing. I always say “hello” to them. And get some nice smiles. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2011, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4084 "2011-07-12T15:11:14Z")
And get some nice smiles from women? I never do. I wear a scowly face. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2011, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4085 "2011-07-12T15:36:15Z")
I wear a scowly face That came from a Tea Bagger; One more faceless crank. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4086 "2011-07-13T00:31:00Z")
One more faceless crank Detective Frank has no work One more caseless Frank ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4087 "2011-07-13T16:22:42Z")
One more caseless Frank? I don’t mind. I can eat the meat at the center. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4088 "2011-07-13T16:40:25Z")
meat at the center? Not anymore, since his wife [Chopped and grounded it](http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2015596191_apusseveredpenis.html) ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4089 "2011-07-14T03:32:15Z")
Chopped and grounded, it Made a burger that tasted Nothing like man meat. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4090 "2011-07-14T13:51:59Z")
Nothing like man meat? What did you expect when you Ordered a Manwich? ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4091 "2011-07-14T19:26:32Z")
Ordered a Manwich? No, not at Dave’s Seafood Shack. I had red snapper. ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4092 "2011-07-15T12:53:48Z")
I had red snapper. But I wished it was salmon. Or maybe tuna? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2011, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4093 "2011-07-16T16:17:15Z")
or maybe tuna the piano ifa you are ina the mood ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2011, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4094 "2011-07-16T18:03:20Z")
“Are ina the mood?” I asked her and she answered: “Yes, but not with you.” ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2011, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4095 "2011-07-17T18:19:00Z")
“Yes, but not with you” Is not what you want to hear From your conjoined twin. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2011, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4096 "2011-07-18T03:02:53Z")
From your conjoined twin, It’s tough to receive a gift That’s a true surprise. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2011, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4097 "2011-07-18T14:37:03Z")
That’s a true surprise. Party’s guest of honor had Heart attack and died. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2011, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4098 "2011-07-18T14:40:07Z")
“Heart attack, and died instantly,” said the cocky young pathologist. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2011, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4099 "2011-07-18T15:49:19Z")
Young pathologist was shocked when a corpse grabbed her. It was a vampire. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2011, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4100 "2011-07-18T20:11:08Z")
It was a vampire Who starred in that lame movie Show me some zombies! ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2011, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4101 "2011-07-19T00:06:44Z")
Show me some zombies That can swim, and I’ll show you The real marine corpse. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=204) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=206)