# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 206
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4102 "2011-07-20T15:27:25Z")
The real marine corpse floating bloated in the sea Compliments, Team 6 (Good one, Fear Itself. Hard to top) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4103 "2011-07-20T16:33:10Z")
Compliments, Team 6, for destroying all punsters in the galaxy. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4104 "2011-07-21T15:25:37Z")
In the galaxy Far away and long ago Lucas hit pay dirt. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4105 "2011-07-21T17:36:59Z")
Lucas hit pay dirt But went down hill post _Empire_ Can’t stand those Ewoks ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4106 "2011-07-21T18:01:54Z")
Can’t stand those Ewoks? It’s Ewok hunting season! Be vewwy quiet! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4107 "2011-07-21T18:23:23Z")
Be vewwy quiet. We are getting stuff for a tasty Ewok stew . ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4108 "2011-07-21T22:18:43Z")
Tasty Ewok stew Tastes good but’s missing something Could use more Gungan ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2011, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4109 "2011-07-23T02:05:38Z")
Could use more Gungan Greasy Grimey Gopher Guts I forgot my spoon! ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2011, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4110 "2011-07-23T02:13:54Z")
I forgot my spoon! “No soup for you, **Sternvogel**!”, [Al Yeganeh](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Yeganeh) screams. ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2011, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4111 "2011-07-23T13:04:27Z")
Al Yeganeh screams, Hey Angela! Don’t you see? It’s an anagram! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2011, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4112 "2011-07-24T00:37:29Z")
It’s an anagram! A man. A plan. A canal. Pana…palindrome! ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2011, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4113 "2011-07-24T01:15:01Z")
Pan a Palin? Dro’ me trousers and show 'em all me Rosey red arsehole. ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2011, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4114 "2011-07-24T06:19:25Z")
Rosey red arsehole Male mandrill baboon am I Come let us mate ---
**Author:** ![Molotok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Molotok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Molotok)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2011, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4115 "2011-07-24T06:25:05Z")
Come lets us mate! I will introduce you to my dear boomerwang. ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2011, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4116 "2011-07-24T06:42:50Z")
My dear boomerwang, Did you see how Simmerdown Screwed up syllables? ---
**Author:** ![Molotok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Molotok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Molotok)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2011, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4117 "2011-07-24T08:15:47Z")
Screwed up syllables? To be honest, I didn’t detect your error! ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2011, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4118 "2011-07-24T22:06:51Z")
Detect your error! Said my physics professor When I flunked my test ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2011, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4119 "2011-07-24T22:30:22Z")
When I flunked my test, I could not study harder; Urinalysis ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4120 "2011-07-25T02:45:12Z")
Urinalysis May detect marijuana And cost you a job ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4121 "2011-07-25T13:36:28Z")
And cost you a job Your money, family, and house. Turn you into Job [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=205) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=207)