# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 207
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2011, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4122 "2011-07-26T17:16:19Z")
Turn you into Job Or better, turn you to Gob It’s an Illusion ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2011, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4123 "2011-07-26T18:48:53Z")
“It’s an illusion.” “Pray tell, how do you know?” “I made my saving throw.” ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2011, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4124 "2011-07-26T19:04:34Z")
Made my saving throw returning a grenade to its rightful owner ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2011, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4125 "2011-07-26T20:07:26Z")
Its rightful owner Doesn’t want his dog’s crap back – Gee, I wonder why? ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2011, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4126 "2011-07-26T21:17:53Z")
Gee, I wonder why Asparagus makes pee stink? [Uncle Cecil knows!](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/577/why-does-asparagus-make-your-pee-smell-funny) ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4127 "2011-07-27T04:53:28Z")
Uncle Cecil knows Absolutely everything In the whole wide world ---
**Author:** ![Full\_Metal\_Lotus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Full\_Metal\_Lotus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Full_Metal_Lotus)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4128 "2011-07-27T07:05:06Z")
In the whole wide world and up until this moment you had not read this ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4129 "2011-07-27T12:49:27Z")
You had not read this Nothing in your life is real. You do not exist. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4130 "2011-07-27T14:32:30Z")
You do not exist. You are only in my mind. Only I am real. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4131 "2011-07-27T15:16:19Z")
Only I am real I rule all I see and I Am Zestfully clean ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4132 "2011-07-27T22:41:31Z")
Am zestfully clean am I? I am. I just bathed for tonight’s big date ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4133 "2011-07-27T22:54:05Z")
For tonight’s big date, I sprung for the very best; Ribbed for her pleasure! ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4134 "2011-07-28T02:18:53Z")
Ribbed for her pleasure! Yet when she saw my package, I was the one ribbed. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4135 "2011-07-28T13:15:56Z")
I was the one ribbed Now I see someone called “Eve” Without a dangly bit. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4136 "2011-07-28T16:42:40Z")
Without a dangly bit I can’t tell people’s genders At Fatty Nude Beach ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4137 "2011-07-28T22:51:13Z")
At Fatty Nude Beach, When Moby Dick beached himself, Nobody noticed. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4138 "2011-07-29T10:51:33Z")
Nobody noticed that I double dipped the chip I am so sneaky ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4139 "2011-07-29T13:41:38Z")
I am so sneaky. I run naked through large crowds. Make that “so streaky.” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2011, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4140 "2011-07-31T01:23:19Z")
“Make that so streaky the lice will have racing lanes” I told my stylist ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2011, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4141 "2011-07-31T01:44:58Z")
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