# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 208
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2011, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4142 "2011-07-31T04:07:03Z")
Hair on sides, not top And a real killer mustache I am Heihachi ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2011, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4143 "2011-07-31T04:12:32Z")
I am Heihachi [EDAJIMA HEIHACHI!!!](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heihachi_Edajima) Otokojuku! ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2011, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4144 "2011-07-31T12:02:22Z")
O! To kojuku Like I could when I was young; Thank you, Viagra! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2011, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4145 "2011-07-31T22:08:44Z")
Thank you, Viagra! As the old time saying goes, I pulled a boner ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4146 "2011-08-01T12:26:32Z")
I pulled a boner. Dylxesia! I mean rebon! Did i spleled it rihgt? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4147 "2011-08-01T16:14:09Z")
Did i spleled it rihgt? No, and expect a visit from A grammar Nazi. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4148 "2011-08-01T16:28:24Z")
A grammar Nazi Said I used mixed metaphors I ate humble crow ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4149 "2011-08-01T18:03:09Z")
I ate humble crow. It didn’t taste too bad but needed more pepper. ---
**Author:** ![Molotok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Molotok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Molotok)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2011, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4150 "2011-08-02T01:07:02Z")
Needed more pepper but I soon discovered it’s no good in coffee. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2011, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4151 "2011-08-02T02:18:03Z")
No good in coffee, According to the Mormons – [At least some of them](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taboo_food_and_drink#Coffee_and_tea) ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4152 "2011-08-03T04:14:32Z")
At least some of them are beige. I like the brown ones. Yes… The blue ones… yes… ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4153 "2011-08-03T17:05:51Z")
Yes, the blue ones, yes I also hunt greens and browns I am the Eye Spy ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4154 "2011-08-03T17:16:48Z")
I am the Eye Spy. I starred on TV with Culp. Name’s Cosby. Bill Cosby. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4155 "2011-08-03T18:12:53Z")
Name’s Cosby. Bil Cosby I fed the kids choc’late cake Then the wife woke up ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4156 "2011-08-03T19:07:22Z")
Then the wife woke up; “What’s poking me in the back?” It’s the one-eyed monk! ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4157 "2011-08-04T03:28:00Z")
It’s the one-eyed monk! Is he waxing the bishop? A chess piece, I mean… ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4158 "2011-08-04T19:09:22Z")
A chess piece, I mean. When I call myself the queen And wear flowing gowns ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4159 "2011-08-05T15:55:38Z")
And wear flowing gowns To the Flowing Ball Gowns Ball Biggest ball of all ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4160 "2011-08-05T20:44:44Z")
“Biggest ball of all!” She exclaimed to my right nut (made the left one cry) ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4161 "2011-08-08T11:00:50Z")
Made the left one cry. Tears. Like the silent raindrops. Falling from the sky. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=207) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=209)