# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 209
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4162 "2011-08-08T13:46:20Z")
Falling from the sky People jumping from the tower 9/11 hell. ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2011, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4163 "2011-08-09T09:14:19Z")
9/11 hell Explosions came from within A conspiracy ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2011, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4164 "2011-08-09T14:17:17Z")
A conspiracy Hot sexy blondes won’t date me dumb, stuck up bitches ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2011, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4165 "2011-08-09T21:20:30Z")
dumb, stuck up bitches they showed zero interest in my sweet armpit farts ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2011, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4166 "2011-08-10T17:17:42Z")
My sweet armpit farts Bring a tear to people’s eyes Much like my butt farts ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2011, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4167 "2011-08-12T04:19:43Z")
Much like my butt farts, So fart my thumb and earlobe. I have weird fart parts. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4168 "2011-08-13T23:06:01Z")
I have weird fart parts They sound like a symphony And smell like roses ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2011, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4169 "2011-08-15T14:12:43Z")
And smell like roses So let’s stop and smell my farts. It will make my day. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2011, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4170 "2011-08-15T15:40:04Z")
It will make my day If we could move on from farts; No more fart Haikus! ---
**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2011, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4171 "2011-08-15T17:33:21Z")
No more fart haikus Can I do any better? Nope–Pull my finger ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2011, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4172 "2011-08-15T18:55:53Z")
Nope – pull my finger and it comes completely off. I am a leper. ---
**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2011, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4173 "2011-08-15T19:35:03Z")
I am a leper Butt of so many lame jokes Please no more nachos ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2011, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4174 "2011-08-15T21:38:26Z")
Please no more nachos Or hot wings or onion rings Bar food, it calls me\* - Or should I have done “bar food makes me fart?” ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2011, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4175 "2011-08-15T22:00:35Z")
Bar food, it calls me But if I eat too much grub, It becomes barf food Ah, what highbrows we are… ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4176 "2011-08-16T01:15:40Z")
It becomes barf food When I eat a ton of Spam then get punched in gut ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4177 "2011-08-16T18:20:27Z")
Then get punched in gut, smacked on head, and kicked in knee. You just lost a fight. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4178 "2011-08-16T20:45:33Z")
You just lost a fight. But you were at Fight Club, so Don’t talk about it ---
**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4179 "2011-08-16T20:50:54Z")
Don’t talk about it That’s never happened before I’ll clean up the stain ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2011, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4180 "2011-08-17T02:30:49Z")
I’ll clean up the stain d-glass if you sweep the pews and dust the altar ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2011, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4181 "2011-08-17T15:17:28Z")
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