# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 210
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2011, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4182 "2011-08-17T17:29:38Z")
over the altar There’s a place that I heard of Once, in a lullabye. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2011, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4183 "2011-08-17T20:00:45Z")
Once, in a lullabye Has six syllables, Annie Don’t you know how to ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2011, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4184 "2011-08-17T23:34:24Z")
Don’t you know how to write a haiku? No sir, but I make good fondue. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2011, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4185 "2011-08-18T02:14:26Z")
I make good fondue. Yet I live in Wisconsin – Town of Fond du Lac ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2011, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4186 "2011-08-18T04:03:23Z")
Town of Fond du Lac, Which I’m pretty sure is French for “Fondle the Leg”. ---
**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2011, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4187 "2011-08-18T12:31:27Z")
for fondle the leg, then up to the sweet garden …I’ll be in my bunk ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2011, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4188 "2011-08-18T21:59:57Z")
I’ll be in my bunk Looking at pics of Kaylee And thinking sweet thoughts ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2011, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4189 "2011-08-19T14:31:52Z")
And thinking sweet thoughts of her I am, even though she dumped me at light speed. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2011, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4190 "2011-08-19T14:40:19Z")
Dumped me at light speed, The Millenium Falcon Made the Kessel Run. ---
**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2011, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4191 "2011-08-19T15:29:31Z")
Made the Kessel Run; how fast did you say, Lucas? Back to physics class! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2011, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4192 "2011-08-19T19:03:51Z")
Back To Physics Class Was not as fun a film as Back To The Future ---
**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2011, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4193 "2011-08-19T19:20:08Z")
Back to the Future Gee, that girl is really hot Paging doctor Freud! ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2011, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4194 "2011-08-19T23:12:56Z")
Paging doctor Freud: Just a cigar? Then why does Mine have a foreskin? ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2011, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4195 "2011-08-20T01:58:52Z")
Mine have a foreskin? No, I have been circumcised. Where’s **Jack Dean Tyler**? ---
**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2011, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4196 "2011-08-20T03:42:36Z")
Where’s Jack Dean Tyler? asks **dive** , with no fame except I pitted him first ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2011, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4197 "2011-08-20T11:50:28Z")
I pitted him first like a juice swollen cherry taunting pig-eyed dogs ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2011, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4198 "2011-08-20T19:05:53Z")
Taunting pig-eyed dogs is just one of my hobbies. Coyotes are mean. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2011, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4199 "2011-08-20T20:29:17Z")
Coyotes are mean That one just ate my baby No, 'twas a dingo ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2011, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4200 "2011-08-21T00:07:31Z")
No, 'twas a dingo Ate the shrimp off my barbie. Barbie just hates that. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2011, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4201 "2011-08-21T00:31:00Z")
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