# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 211
**Author:** ![Molotok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Molotok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Molotok)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2011, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4202 "2011-08-21T00:38:45Z")
Look artificial! It has to be better than Natural ugly. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2011, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4203 "2011-08-21T03:51:19Z")
“Natural ugly” Describes the naked mole rat Or the anglerfish. ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2011, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4204 "2011-08-21T09:40:24Z")
Or, the angler fish was separated at birth for poor photopore ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2011, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4205 "2011-08-23T14:32:13Z")
For poor photopore Try Romco’s new PhotoPlus Now bacon scented! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2011, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4206 "2011-08-23T14:36:39Z")
Now bacon scented! Quick–tell everyone! Start a SDMB thread. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2011, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4207 "2011-08-23T22:38:35Z")
SDMB thread, perfect for my sizzling dark mauve bikini briefs. ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2011, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4208 "2011-08-24T03:50:46Z")
Mauve bikini briefs Like neon lights in the dark Glowing while I jive. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2011, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4209 "2011-08-24T16:54:46Z")
Glowing while I jive Sol fries my brain as I turn in a widening gyre ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2011, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4210 "2011-08-24T20:17:20Z")
A widening gyre Sucked me into a whirlpool I’m in Lilliput ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2011, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4211 "2011-08-24T20:51:49Z")
I’m in Lilliput, I guess; no wonder there are Midgets in my shorts. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2011, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4212 "2011-08-24T21:05:52Z")
Midgets in my shorts There are four of them. I think It’s time for Slim-Fast. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2011, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4213 "2011-08-24T21:51:14Z")
It’s time for Slim-Fast. I wish all this extra weight from eating pussy. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2011, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4214 "2011-08-24T23:16:53Z")
from eating pussy cats and puppy dogs, I am banished from the 'hood ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4215 "2011-08-25T00:53:23Z")
Banished from the hood, Her [nickel plated knockers](http://o.onionstatic.com/images/articles/article/19795/SB-Rolls-Royce-R_jpg_630x1200_upscale_q85.jpg) Upset old ladies. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4216 "2011-08-25T02:02:36Z")
Upset old ladies Call young boys whippersnappers And say “In my day…” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4217 "2011-08-25T09:20:46Z")
“And say, In my day Keith Richards was still alive, and…wait…what? He is ???” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4218 "2011-08-25T13:36:05Z")
and…wait…what? He is ???" Neil Patrick Harris came out? That just broke my heart. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4219 "2011-08-26T00:15:25Z")
that just broke my heart when I passed gas instead of a bowel movement ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4220 "2011-08-26T00:35:13Z")
A bowel movement? Thought I was giving birth to Another Texan. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4221 "2011-08-26T02:28:12Z")
Another Texan Was “Landslide Lyndon” Johnson. He mistreated dogs. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=210) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=212)