# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 213
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4242 "2011-08-30T16:36:50Z")
False dichotomy: Fake surgical incision In a lesbian ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4243 "2011-08-30T23:46:57Z")
In a lesbian? I wish I was. I would do a lot to get laid ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2011, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4244 "2011-08-31T00:24:02Z")
A lot to get laid. This stone wall may not be done today as promised. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2011, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4245 "2011-08-31T16:43:43Z")
Today as promised I will do very little, but I will get high. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2011, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4246 "2011-08-31T23:45:35Z")
But I will get high; Higher than a midget in A helium hat. ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4247 "2011-09-01T03:46:36Z")
A helium hat. What do you think about that? Gaseous headgear! ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4248 "2011-09-01T12:34:13Z")
Gaseous headgear. Will take you to high places. One-year warranty. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4249 "2011-09-01T13:49:46Z")
One-year warranty? But I really wanted ten! I _know_ it will break. ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4250 "2011-09-01T14:44:58Z")
I _know_ it will break up or down or out or in there’s outrage inside ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4251 "2011-09-01T14:56:09Z")
There’s outrage inside powering my new PC Better than Intel ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4252 "2011-09-02T03:34:11Z")
Better than Intel And thus kept from the market – So goes the legend ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4253 "2011-09-02T13:22:12Z")
So goes the legend. Something about where Richard Gere put a gerbil. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4254 "2011-09-02T14:05:36Z")
“So goes the legend,” muttered the movie extra as the star walked by ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4255 "2011-09-02T16:45:47Z")
As the star walked by, she said: “Please carry this. It’s a gerbil for Gere.” ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4256 "2011-09-02T16:54:13Z")
A gerbil for Gere chosen with love so sincere I hope he walks near. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4257 "2011-09-02T18:06:21Z")
I hope he walks near for his absence brings me fear what I want is beer! ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4258 "2011-09-02T18:56:51Z")
What I want is beer AND to smear … old Richard Gere with kisses galore. ---
**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4259 "2011-09-02T19:19:58Z")
With kisses galore I attend to her sweet lips. Her thighs clamp my ears. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4260 "2011-09-02T20:51:07Z")
Her thighs clamp my ears. Just as well – she’s quite hot, but I can’t stand her voice ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4261 "2011-09-02T20:52:28Z")
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