# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 215
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2011, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4282 "2011-09-07T08:45:06Z")
To describe Sam K is quite hard; to me he’s just a four letter word ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2011, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4283 "2011-09-07T16:48:12Z")
A four letter word like butt, crud, peck, or lids should Not be in haiku ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2011, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4284 "2011-09-07T17:31:57Z")
Not be in haiku Unless it makes seventeen Syllables total ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2011, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4285 "2011-09-07T19:45:06Z")
Syllables total the building blocks of speech. Yay, rah, go syllables! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2011, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4286 "2011-09-07T20:07:47Z")
Rah, go Syllables! I root for Lexicon U. To win the big game ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2011, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4287 "2011-09-08T17:26:05Z")
To win the big game make sure you’re not Collingwood everyone hates you. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2011, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4288 "2011-09-08T23:35:20Z")
Everyone hates you? Why sir, you’re not paranoid, you’re just an asshole. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2011, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4289 "2011-09-09T01:53:36Z")
you’re just an asshole who does not know anything: an ignoranus ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2011, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4290 "2011-09-09T01:58:35Z")
an ignoranus like Ignatuis J Riley Confederate Dunce ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2011, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4291 "2011-09-09T13:47:34Z")
Confederate Dunce my most favorite novel (that and O. Meany) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2011, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4292 "2011-09-09T13:54:15Z")
(that and O. Meany) Does John Irving get plot lines From smoking good grass? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2011, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4293 "2011-09-09T17:15:18Z")
From smoking good grass I get strange thoughts, the munchies, and the urge for sex. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2011, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4294 "2011-09-09T20:28:51Z")
And the urge for sex is gone since I saw naked pics of Roseanne Barr ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2011, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4295 "2011-09-10T10:21:49Z")
pics of Roseanne Barr if I rightly understand are now worth peanuts ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2011, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4296 "2011-09-10T13:59:23Z")
are now worth peanuts which, you may know, ain’t chump change [PB Costs Rising](http://www.cleveland.com/business/index.ssf/2011/09/peanut_butter_prices_rising_to.html) ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2011, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4297 "2011-09-10T14:16:51Z")
PB costs rising plain bread, pink batts, poor bastards every one of us ---
**Author:** ![Molotok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Molotok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Molotok)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2011, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4299 "2011-09-10T15:11:33Z")
Every one of us Making haiku in this thread Have Straight Dope accounts. ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2011, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4300 "2011-09-10T15:26:36Z")
Have Straight Dope accounts to try some socks on for size uber ban freak-out ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2011, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4301 "2011-09-10T17:02:17Z")
uber ban freak-out? not me. I hadn’t a clue ignorance was bliss ---
**Author:** ![Jackie\_Treehorn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@Jackie\_Treehorn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackie_Treehorn)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2011, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4302 "2011-09-10T19:30:55Z")
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