# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 217
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4323 "2011-09-19T14:09:20Z")
for this haiku thread many syllables needed. Seventeen times…what? ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4324 "2011-09-19T16:01:18Z")
Seventeen times! What else did you expect from my four hour erection? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4325 "2011-09-19T17:27:44Z")
Four hour erection? That is a quick barn raising Amish paradise ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4326 "2011-09-20T15:10:09Z")
Amish paradise is where this long thread is spun into a warm coat ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4327 "2011-09-20T16:40:08Z")
Into a warm coat The opposums made their nest Big one’s named Bitey ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4328 "2011-09-20T16:41:49Z")
Oops! Ninja’d, ignore this. into a warm coat of denial I would like to slip for a while ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4329 "2011-09-20T16:53:11Z")
To slip for awhile and maybe to slide, crash, bam! fate on icy roads ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4330 "2011-09-20T17:01:05Z")
Big one’s named Bitey; Stabby, Sluggy and Chokey, the not-so-nice Dwarves. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4331 "2011-09-20T17:27:28Z")
fate on icy roads out-of-control car flattened the not-so-nice Dwarves ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4332 "2011-09-20T22:16:49Z")
The not-so-nice dwarves killed my orcs and trolls. I’ll get 'em. I’m the DM. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4333 "2011-09-20T22:52:26Z")
“Em, I’m the DM” The worst palindrome ever, It shall be written. ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4334 "2011-09-20T23:49:40Z")
It shall be written. Five-Seven-Five syllables. Haiku Madness game. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2011, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4335 "2011-09-21T01:58:43Z")
Haiku Madness game Get the Kindle version at > **[Amazon.com. Spend less. Smile more.](https://www.amazon.com/)** > > Free shipping on millions of items. Get the best of Shopping and Entertainment with Prime. Enjoy low prices and great deals on the largest selection of everyday essentials and other products, including fashion, home, beauty, electronics, Alexa... ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2011, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4336 "2011-09-21T03:13:04Z")
> **[Amazon.com. Spend less. Smile more.](https://www.amazon.com/)** > > Free shipping on millions of items. Get the best of Shopping and Entertainment with Prime. Enjoy low prices and great deals on the largest selection of everyday essentials and other products, including fashion, home, beauty, electronics, Alexa... not fucking up like Netflix not yet, anyway ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2011, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4337 "2011-09-21T12:08:15Z")
not yet, anyway my lottery numbers are just biding their time ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2011, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4338 "2011-09-22T14:49:41Z")
just biding their time awaiting execution Death Row murderers ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2011, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4339 "2011-09-23T03:58:12Z")
Death Row murderers All claim they are innocent As they seek pardons ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2011, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4340 "2011-09-23T13:42:21Z")
As they seek pardons they blush, hands over their mouths Burping in the West ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2011, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4341 "2011-09-23T14:08:26Z")
Burping in the West More polite than the bean scene In Blazing Saddles. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2011, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4342 "2011-09-23T21:08:23Z")
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