# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 218
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2011, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4343 "2011-09-23T23:02:24Z")
Haikus are stupid, pointlessly over-structured, and I won’t post one. ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2011, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4344 "2011-09-23T23:15:49Z")
I won’t post one the mail service is so bad pigeons are better ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2011, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4345 "2011-09-23T23:42:02Z")
Makes fun of Nazis Sending news by Zeppelin pigeons are better ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2011, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4346 "2011-09-24T03:36:07Z")
Pigeons are better Food than many other birds, But chefs call them squab ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2011, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4347 "2011-09-24T09:36:21Z")
But chefs call them squab 'cause known as baby pigeons no-one would eat them ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2011, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4348 "2011-09-25T02:48:05Z")
No one would eat them Without that tang, like a weak Nine volt battery ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2011, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4349 "2011-09-25T14:03:07Z")
Standign ovation for Fear Itself! ! ! I think we have a new standard now for resolving mistakes!! Nine volt battery I should keep a dead one close Oops! Noisy toy died . . . ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2011, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4350 "2011-09-26T17:19:52Z")
Oops! Noisy toy died. Now I’ll have to use my lungs to irritate folk. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2011, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4351 "2011-09-26T21:47:18Z")
To irritate folk I sometimes shout like this “Aaaaaahhhhhhhh!” Or like this “Eeeee-Ahhhhhh!” ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4352 "2011-09-27T02:24:33Z")
Or like this “Eeeee-Ahhhhhh!” Old McDonald had a farm Eeeee-Ahhhh Eeeee-Ahhhh Oh! ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4353 "2011-09-27T02:39:29Z")
“Eeeee-Ahhhh Eeeee-Ahhhh Oh!” That’s what she screamed out as I Rogered her roundly. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4354 "2011-09-27T13:33:01Z")
“Rogered her roundly,” Flashman said of the bar-wench Par for the course, no? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4355 "2011-09-27T14:39:05Z")
Par for the course, no? Yes, I shot a sixty-nine. Next comes the Tiger. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4356 "2011-09-27T14:44:23Z")
Next comes the Tiger. No, it’s “eye of the Tiger.” I love Rocky films. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4357 "2011-09-27T15:09:30Z")
I love Rocky films! A great N.Y. governor and Ford’s V.P., too. ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4358 "2011-09-27T16:25:42Z")
and Ford’s V.P., too Liberal Republican Rockefeller man ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4359 "2011-09-27T17:56:31Z")
Rockefeller man can get married now, if he just moves to New York. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4360 "2011-09-27T20:05:52Z")
Just moves to New York unjust moves to Syria not nice place right now ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4361 "2011-09-27T20:19:16Z")
not nice place right now but hot rice plate for nice chow hungry? come along. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2011, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4362 "2011-09-27T23:03:28Z")
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