# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 219
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4363 "2011-09-28T01:47:08Z")
And booze and sweet jazz It’s runnin’ all 'round my brain So, your place, or mine? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4364 "2011-09-28T14:05:30Z")
So, your place or mine? Well, I live with my mother. So I guess it’s yours. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4365 "2011-09-28T15:38:53Z")
So I guess it’s yours This pink sweater won’t fit me Though the color’s nice ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4366 "2011-09-28T16:26:18Z")
Though the color’s nice this fall will be brutal as I face my demons. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4367 "2011-09-28T16:27:37Z")
I face my demons all day long in the market gimme that grapefruit! ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4368 "2011-09-28T16:58:19Z")
Gimme that grapefruit so ripe with juice abundant no sugar needed ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4369 "2011-09-28T17:01:04Z")
No sugar needed Unless its PMS time gimme that candy! ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4370 "2011-09-28T18:56:22Z")
Gimme that candy Vending machine “lunch” again I could use a break ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4371 "2011-09-28T20:27:48Z")
I could use a break hmm, some mocha with whipped cream would sure hit the spot. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4372 "2011-09-29T01:39:40Z")
Would sure hit the Spot Shouldn’t happen to a dog Poor Spot, hit again ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4373 "2011-09-29T02:27:20Z")
Poor Spot, hit again Dealer showed 6, Spot 16 Dogs suck at blackjack ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4374 "2011-09-29T04:24:25Z")
“Dogs suck at blackjack,” my drunken friend Bob told me. “Poker is their game.” ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4375 "2011-09-29T13:13:37Z")
Poker is their game Texas Hold Em is the name Very lucrative ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4376 "2011-09-29T14:23:18Z")
Very lucrative, but also very risky dichotomy sucks ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4377 "2011-09-29T14:29:07Z")
Dichotomy: Sucks to have your dich removed, 'cause I use mine daily. ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4378 "2011-09-29T14:33:39Z")
I use mine daily! So I can’t lend it to you. Go get your own, bro. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4379 "2011-09-29T14:34:17Z")
I use mine daily. I whip it out and stroke it. Pet rocks bring comfort. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4380 "2011-09-29T14:36:05Z")
Go get your own, bro And don’t take it for granite. Pet rocks bring comfort. ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4381 "2011-09-29T15:38:14Z")
Pet rocks bring comfort Diamonds are a girl’s best friend Sparkly adornment ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4382 "2011-09-29T16:00:35Z")
Sparkly adornment is what four-year-old girls crave More [Sketchers](http://www.skechers.com/style/10183/twinkle-toes-limelites-sugarlicious/pnk) please, Mom! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=218) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=220)